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Pussy Pals Minecraft Server

choose, depressedfags, Eternity, Fail, hated sports, Hell, Loser, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, painful life, PALS, perseverance, Pussies, pussy, quitters, resilience, self harm, Server, sissy, Suicide prevention, Suicidefags, Weak, weaklings

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will toughen you up and make you face your fears head on? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any quitters or weaklings. We believe in pushing you to your limits and making you stronger, both in-game and in real life.

Join us and prove that you’re not a suicidefag, but a warrior ready to take on any challenge. Don’t be a sissy like those kids who hated sports because they were afraid of getting hit. Life may be painful, but that’s no excuse to give up. Show us what you’re made of and conquer the virtual world like a true champion.

And remember, if you choose to be a loser by quitting, you’ll end up burning in hell for all of eternity. So why not join our server and become a true badass? See you on the battlefield, tough guy!

Mark Hamill Minecraft SMP Star

Actor, animation, career, Casting, film industry, Hamill, Hollywood, iconic, Legacy, Luke Skywalker, MARK, mark hamill, Minecraft, movies, Nostalgia, opportunities, pop culture, Roles, Sci Fi, smp, space opera, star, Star Wars, talent, voice acting

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of Mark Hamill hogging all the spotlight in movies? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise zero Mark Hamill sightings, guaranteed! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and absolutely no Jedi knights trying to steal the show. So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave Mark Hamill in the movies where he belongs and join our SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

McCraftyBurgers

fast food, fast food chains, fast food competition, fast food culture, fast food industry, fast food marketing, fast food menu, fast food options, fast food prices, fast food quality, fast food restaurant, fast food reviews, fast food service, fast food trends, Food, McCraftyBurgers, overrated fast food, overrated restaurant, popular fast food, Restaurant, unhealthy fast food

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crops Grown:	8843
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old fast food joints that serve up the same old greasy burgers and soggy fries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Join us and feast on pixelated delicacies like diamond-encrusted steak, enchanted golden apples, and creeper confetti cake!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic fowl who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a battle of wits and wings, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the elusive Potato Wizard, a magical spud who can conjure up the most delicious french fries you’ve ever tasted. But beware, he’s a bit of a prankster and may turn your enemies into mashed potatoes if they cross him!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs fast food when you can have fantasy food?

WhaleCraft: RIP Hvaldimir

#covert operations, #intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, Arctic waters, Beloved, environmental mystery, Espionage, found dead, Hvaldimir, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine life, marine mammal, mysterious circumstances, ocean conservation, Ocean exploration, RIP, Russian spy whale, underwater surveillance, underwater world, WhaleCraft, wildlife protection

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mines Excavated:	1096	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a russian spy whale named hvaldimir as our mascot! sadly, he was found dead under mysterious circumstances, but don’t worry, we have plenty of other crazy animals to keep you entertained!

want to ride a giant flying squid? we got it! how about battling a dragon made out of cheese? yep, we have that too!

our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the madness!

What is the IP for DougDoug Minecraft Server?

Channel Youtube DougDoug, doug doug, DougDoug, dougdoug twitch, dougdoug twitch chat, DougDoug Youtube Channel, Minecraft, modding, Server, Skyrim, skyrim challenge, skyrim mod, skyrim speedrun, Speedrun, twitch, twitch chat, twitch chat plays

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

DougDoug is a popular YouTuber known for his unique and humorous gaming content. He gained a large following for his entertaining gameplay videos and comedic commentary. DougDoug is best known for his quirky and offbeat sense of humor, as well as his creative approach to gaming challenges. With a dedicated fanbase, DougDoug continues to create engaging content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

OnTheGo

Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	50	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

SEASON 2 IS HERE!!!

We currently are a quite small server, modpack mostly consists of create (and expansions), origins, some client-side mods and now with standard shader support (iris and oculus. Be sure to disable or lower the shaders because they’re on ultra by default and you might run into some problems with the pre-installed shaders) you can also install craft presence so you can show your friends that you’re a proud player of our server!

84.80.108.111

Endless suffering in ‘Long term realm’ – where dreams go to die

Active, bedrock, building, collaboration, Communication, Community, Die, Discord, dreams, Endless, Events, Friendly, Fun, Government, INPUT, Long, Mature, Mature Players, multiplayer, organization, Projects, Realm, solid group, Suffering, Survival, term, Timezones, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	271

Adults Only 20+ Minecraft Realm

Got a bedrock realm that’s been going for a few months, we have a super solid group and are almost to 40 members. We wanna take in more members as we have many members in different time zones. Super active realm, government system in place and a lot of community work and projects done. We hold events and take input from the community for future projects etc.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm?	You can join by sending a private message for the discord link.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, only adults ages 20 and above are allowed in the realm.
What kind of activities are done in the realm?	We have a government system in place, community work, projects, events, and more.
Are there specific rules for the realm?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all members must follow to maintain a positive environment.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, Anime discussion, anime romance, character analysis, Chrollo, emotional depth, emotions, Hunter x Hunter, Hunter x Hunter community, Hunter x Hunter fandom, hunter x hunter theories, Hunters, love, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Pakunoda, phantom troupe, relationships, Server, unrequited love

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Farms Harvested:	385	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Oh boy, have we got a server for you! Picture this: a Minecraft world where Pakunoda is head over heels for Chrollo and the whole server is buzzing with drama and romance. Join us for a chance to witness their forbidden love story unfold in pixelated glory. Will they build a house together? Will they go on cute mining dates? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on down and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure. Who knows, you might even find love yourself in the world of Minecraft!

Panzer Princesses Minecraft SMP

action, Anime, barbecue, comedy, comfort food, Competition, delicious meal, friendship, girls und panzer, grilled meat, gup, Hamburg steak, hot summer day, japanese animation, Military, Minecraft, Panzer, Princesses, Schoolgirls, smp, snack, sports, tank warfare, teamwork

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Votes:	8471
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency accepted is Hamburg steak! That’s right, forget about diamonds or emeralds, here we trade in juicy, delicious Hamburg steak. Why, you ask? Because our server is located in the mythical land of Beefington, where cows roam free and hamburgers grow on trees. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, plenty of Hamburg steak to go around.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret Hamburg steak recipe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fearsome Cow King who only appears once every full moon. Will you be the one to uncover the recipe and become the ultimate Hamburg steak chef?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and your appetite for Hamburg steak, of course). Join us today and let the beefy adventures begin!

CheflessLoveCraft

aita, arguments, Boyfriend, CheflessLoveCraft, cooking for himself, frozen food, lack of help, not good enough, piece of toast, refusing to cook, sandwiches, spiteful behavior, tired of cooking, waiting for food, working more hours, working remote

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Astral Projections Made:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you realize the lengths you would go to for some epic gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dealing with the drama of house chores!

Just like in real life, you’ll have to cook, clean, and take care of your virtual home. But don’t worry, we promise it’s way more fun than doing it in real life! Plus, you might even have to deal with a virtual boyfriend who never cooks and expects you to do all the work. Will you stand your ground and make him cook for himself, or will you give in and cook for both of you? The choice is yours!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of virtual housework and relationships. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!