TotemNetwork Welcome to Totemsteal, a network server with many possibilities! You may ask what we have to offer so here it is: Lifesteal – Economy – Leaderboards – Crates – Amazing and Professional Staff Members – Awesome community – More Soon We plan to release a Survival Server and a Earth Server soon, so what are you waiting for? Join Now!
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Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon! And guess what? The moon is made of cheese! That’s right, CHEESE!
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on the backs of flying pigs. It’s like a crazy dream you never want to wake up from.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it… maybe.
Fully anarchy minecraft server. Hosted on a personal server. No anti-cheats, no bans, no plugins. I want to see how long a minecraft server can last without any modifications what so ever. Please feel free to join. If the server is down, most likely it’s been crashed or it needed maintenance. Pure anarchy awesomeness. Literally… Just a cool awesome sauce super epicular amazing freaking cool stinking anarchy minecraft server on minecraft version 1.21.3. Yup. That’s about it. Just a minecraft anarchy server.
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But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive creeper unicorn, whose explosions are filled with rainbows and glitter.
Join us now for a chance to build a house made entirely out of cheese, mine for rare unicorn poop ore, and participate in epic potato sack races with your fellow players. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a laugh, whether it’s pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with giant squids. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.
But be warned, Anon, you better bring your A-game because this server is not for the faint of heart. The last player who tried to challenge the Ender Dragon ended up accidentally turning it into a pet that now roams the server wreaking havoc.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and show off your Minecraft skills, come join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, you killed it, Anon.
But that’s not all! Our server has a special plugin that turns all the creepers into cute little kittens that explode with confetti instead of TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs!
So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!
But the real reason you should join is because of my wife. Yes, you heard me right. My wife is a Minecraft pro who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed and build a castle in under an hour. She’s basically the queen of the server, and if you want to impress her with your building skills or just bask in her awesomeness, then this is the place for you.
So come on and join us for some epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a chance to catch a glimpse of my amazing wife ruling the Minecraft world with her diamond pickaxe. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start a conga line around you. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged everyone to a dance-off? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether, and a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – because why not?
So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of victory like never before. Just remember, on this server, the boy fucking won. And you can too.
Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”