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Momma’s Fave No More!

childhood trauma, Chores, Communication Issues, conservative country, coping mechanisms, cultural expectations, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family conflict, family dynamics, fave, favoritism, gender inequality, Gender Roles, generational trauma, household responsibilities, mental health, mommas, Parenting styles, sibling dynamics, silent treatment, Therapy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely zero chores assigned based on gender stereotypes!

On our server, everyone is equal and no one is expected to do more work just because of their gender. Say goodbye to the days of being told washing dishes is a “women’s job” – here, everyone pitches in equally!

Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone tries to enforce outdated gender roles, they get automatically banned and sent to a virtual therapy session. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated with respect and equality, one block at a time!

SubmarineCraft: MarcusSpyGoneWild

#classified information, british navy, court martial, Espionage, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage investigation, intelligence officer, Marcus Gauntlett, MarcusSpyGoneWild, Military Espionage, Military Secrets, national security, Naval Intelligence, nuclear submarine, royal navy, Sailor, security breach, Submarine Crew, Submarine Espionage, SubmarineCraft, top secret

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? we got this dude, Marcus Gauntlett, who was like, a sailor on a royal navy nuclear submarine, but then he got caught doin’ some spy stuff! like, how crazy is that? so now he’s on our server, causin’ all sorts of chaos and shenanigans. if you wanna join in on the fun, come on over and see what kind of mischief Marcus is gettin’ into next! trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. so come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy adventure takes us!

BandagedEarCraft

awkward, Bandage, BandagedEarCraft, bandaid, condition, discomfort, Doctor, Ear, EMBARRASSMENT, healing, health, Hospital, Illness, injury, Medical, medical reasons, patient, Recovery, self-conscious, Treatment

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2732	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bandages for your EARS! you heard that right, we cater to all your medical needs, even if it means wearing a bandage on your ear! imagine the possibilities, you can roleplay as a doctor treating all the injured ears in our virtual world. we even have a special quest where you have to collect rare bandages from the ear-shaped dungeon. it’s a wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on over and join the fun, because who knows when you might need a bandage for your ear in real life!

MuscleJuiceCraft

Alternative Cancer Therapy, Biomarkers, Cancer Fighting Innovations, Cancer Fighting Techniques, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Future of Cancer Treatment, health science, innovative medicine, Medical research, Muscle Proteins, Muscle Secretions, Muscle Secretions Research, Muscle Secretions Therapy, Muscle Secretions Treatment, MuscleJuiceCraft, non-invasive, Non-Invasive Cancer Care, Non-Invasive Cancer Therapy, Non-Toxic Treatment, Tumor Suppression

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

so like, this server is like a magical place where you can like, harness the power of muscles to fight cancer. like, imagine punching cancer cells with muscles, how cool is that? also, we have like, secretions that make you super strong and stuff. join now and become a cancer-fighting superhero in the world of Minecraft. plus, we have like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

MBlocks

Bedwars, building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Mob Farming, Mods, Parkour, pixel art, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Villager Trading

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dimension Hops:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Star Shards Collected:	192
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

MBlocks is a high-quality Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

IP: mblocks.net

1.8 -> 1.20 are supported!

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mblocks.net:26405

Postrend – the best anarchy! Minecraft server

1.12.2, Allowed, Anarchy, best, classic, Donations, Minecraft, Postrend, Private, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Falling into the Void:	2

classic anarchy without donations, private and other garbage. everything is allowed! vanilla 1.12.2

version-1.12.2

d17.joinserver.xyz:25881

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

best mothers, caring mothers, compassionate mothers, devoted mothers, loving mothers, maternal instincts, Minecraft, MommaCraft, mother figures, Motherhood, motherly bond, motherly care, motherly guidance, motherly instincts, motherly intuition, motherly love, motherly qualities, motherly support, nurturing women, parenting, protective mothers, Server, strongest women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Potions Brewed:	79
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle the age-old debate of which country has the best mothers! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey to find out who truly reigns supreme in the world of maternal instincts.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will put your maternal skills to the test. From changing virtual diapers to soothing pixelated tantrums, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the winner of our ultimate motherhood competition will receive a virtual crown and be hailed as the Mother of All Minecrafters. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your rightful place on the throne?

So come on down to our server and show off your maternal prowess. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for virtual parenting that you never knew you had. Join us today and let the motherly madness begin!

Terry’s Block Party Minecraft Server

assault, backstory, BLOCK, Character, Cum, Fan art, fan favorite, Fatal Fury, fighting games, horny, iconic, king of fighters, Legendary, Masturbation, Minecraft, Moveset, Party, Protagonist, Server, sexy man, snk, snk heroines, terry bogard, Terrys, video games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	200
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you ready to join the wildest Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you, our server is so hot, it’ll make you as horny for Terry Bogard as the person in this post! We’ve got all the Terry Bogard skins you could ever dream of, and our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll be assaulting your enemies like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the world of KoF. We’ve got custom quests where you can learn all about Terry Bogard and his epic moves. And don’t even get me started on our pixel art competitions – you’ll be cumming with joy at the masterpieces our players create.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to be obsessed with Terry Bogard like never before. Just be sure to take breaks to eat and sleep, we don’t want you passing out from too much excitement!

BlockbusterBinge

all-time favorite, Annual, Beloved, BlockbusterBinge, Cinema, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, film, go to, memorable, Movie, must watch, mustsee, Nostalgia, repeat, rewatch, Timeless, top pick, tradition, yearly

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Farms Harvested:	136
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Star Shards Collected:	165	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Do you love watching movies so much that you wish you could live in them? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Imagine building your own movie set and reenacting your favorite scenes with your friends. Want to be a wizard at Hogwarts? Done. Want to fight zombies in a post-apocalyptic world? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where every day is like a new blockbuster movie! Join us now and let the adventure begin!

DonkeyPredatorCraft

animal, animation, bite force, comedy, crush bone, Donkey, DonkeyPredatorCraft, DreamWorks, FANTASY, fictional character, front-facing eyes, Humorous, iconic, movie character, pop culture, predator, quirky, Scary, Shrek donkey, talking animal, Unique

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where shrek’s donkey is a predator with front-facing eyes and a bone-crushing bite force! watch out for the donkey as you mine and build, he might just sneak up on you and take you down with his deadly donkey powers. but don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take down the donkey and become the ultimate minecraft champion. join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!