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CraftyFactsMC

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	180	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a unicorn while battling a dragon in a disco-themed dungeon? And if you manage to defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet rainbow llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Join us now for the most epic and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	163
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Runes Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	219	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	7

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Animals Bred:	194
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1930
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8296	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3093
Mines Excavated:	2030	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	462
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	1790
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9603

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!