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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9675 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 9396 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like the best sex you’ll ever have in your life. I’m talking about building massive castles with your bros, going on epic adventures to find rare diamonds, and fighting off creepers like they’re your ex’s annoying little brother.
Join our server and you’ll be swimming in diamonds faster than you can say “Steve is my spirit animal.” We’ve got custom plugins that make the game more lit than a Nether fortress on fire. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all one big dysfunctional Minecraft family.
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you scream “OH YEAH” like you just found a village full of emeralds, then come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re more dangerous than a creeper on steroids.
