Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant the eater unlimited power and the ability to fly on a bacon cloud.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a llama in a disco ball-filled cave.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they are mighty!
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back.
| Server IP | mc.safesurvival.net |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/Rt6CwDa |
Come join Safe Survival! We are an SMP server featuring land claims, KeepInventory, sethome, and /tpa commands. There are a few other useful tools, and places at spawn like random teleports, shops and more. We have a great community and Discord server where you can talk about your builds, the server, or anything else. Come check us out!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What commands are available on the server? | Some of the commands available include /sethome, /tpa, and random teleports. |
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | No, PVP is disabled on Safe Survival to promote a friendly and cooperative environment. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for more information. |
| Can I claim land on the server? | Yes, players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings. |
Our server is a safe space for all players who want to express their creativity without being bombarded with political nonsense. We even have a special “Trump Tower” building challenge where you can build the ugliest, most obnoxious tower imaginable to symbolize everything wrong with the world.
So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again by keeping Trump and his supporters far, far away. Let’s build a world where the only walls are made of blocks, not hate.
| Minecraft Server Name | The Chad SMP |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| Release Date | June 13th |
| Description | A laid back and community based server with claimable land and regular End wipes. |
A: The server’s Discord is discord.gg/zf3NwhEw
A: The server will be released on June 13th.
A: The server will be running on version 1.21.
A: Yes, the server is community based with claimable land to prevent griefing.
A: End wipes will occur every 2-3 weeks to prevent players from having to travel long distances to find end cities.
Join our server and become the ultimate high roller in the world of Minecraft! Just be careful not to let the Ender Dragon catch wind of your winnings, she’s been known to swoop in and steal all the loot for herself. So come on down and place your bets, because on our server, the stakes are always high and the fun never stops!
our server is 1.12.2 which is pretty cool
we dont have any rules besides dont grief and dont be an edgelord
have fun!
162.33.20.61:25565
Join us for epic battles where the winners are determined by the size of their…tits! That’s right, we measure success in cup sizes here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to show off your assets in the ultimate showdown.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chest of Wonders, rumored to contain the rarest and most valuable treasures in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its booty?
So come on down to our server and experience the breast…I mean best…Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to keep your eyes on the prize and your chest held high!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden Talmud library. Dive into the world of ancient texts and uncover the secrets of the Jewish nation’s vitality. Who knew that Minecraft could be so educational?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with benevolent Jews who are eager to share their language, faith, and moral norms with you. Embrace the unique culture and traditions that have been preserved for millennia.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew that Minecraft could be so educational and culturally enriching? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!