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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3340 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2734 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4775 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Our server is filled with crazy surprises and unexpected twists at every turn.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal who wants to join in on the fun. And don’t even get us started on the talking sheep who give out life advice in exchange for wheat.
So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!
