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NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5090
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Towns Built:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

Dumping 100k Link at $30 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about money? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dump 100k links at the low, low price of $30! But beware, the fat man refuses to touch $30 bills because he’s convinced they’re cursed by a mischievous Minecraft witch! Join us for crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and let the madness begin!

Intelligence 2016 Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by uneducated gammons in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where intelligence reigns supreme! We have a strict IQ test at the entrance to make sure only the smartest players can join.

Once inside, you’ll be greeted by our team of university-educated professionals who will guide you through our virtual world. Our server is a Brexit-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about any brexshit ruining your gaming experience.

Join us now and show off your intelligence in a world where brains beat brawn every time! Who needs real life when you can escape to a place where intelligence is celebrated and stupidity is left at the door.

Minecraft SMP Minami Keypad

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5295
Gods Slained:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ores Mined:	1030	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with creepers and lava pits!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant chicken statue on top of a mountain, only to have it come to life and start laying diamond eggs. Or how about participating in our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragon and convince it to do your bidding. Need a ride to the Nether? Just ask the dragon nicely and it will fly you there in style.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

What are Minecraft servers like AstraMC ?

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Some servers that are similar to AstraMC include: 1. Play.SkyCade.net – Known for its unique mini-games and competitive PvP battles, SkyCade offers a variety of gameplay options for players to enjoy. 2. Play.Hypixel.net – One of the largest Minecraft servers with a wide range of mini-games, custom game modes, and a thriving community. 3. Play.TheArchon.net – Known for its factions gameplay and intense PvP battles, The Archon offers a challenging and competitive environment for players. 4. Play.Performium.net – With a focus on survival and building, Performium offers a variety of unique features and events to keep players engaged. 5. Play.MineSuperior.com – Known for its variety of game modes, from survival to creative to mini-games, MineSuperior offers something for every type of player.

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Snowy Fox Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Shirakami Fubuki’s streams? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of Fubuki’s adventures in the virtual world.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground fox den filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it, Fubuki herself buried a stash of diamonds there after a particularly intense Minecraft session.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into adorable foxes for a limited time. Imagine running around the blocky landscape, causing mischief and mayhem as a sly little fox.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have regular events like the “Comfy Fox Inn” ASMR Voice Pack where Fubuki whispers sweet nothings in your ear while you mine for resources. It’s a truly immersive experience that will leave you feeling cozy and content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the FUBUKINGDOM, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hunting down rare mobs that drop diamond blocks instead of diamonds. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can cause the most destruction in a single explosion?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans?

So say goodbye to boring old /b/ and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Zombie Dances:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Towns Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

41 days since last update, ARCADE BROS, long tail tags, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Server, we are so back

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because ARCADE BROS is back and better than ever! It’s been a whopping 41 days since our last update, but don’t worry, we’ve been busy creating the most epic Minecraft experience you’ve ever seen.

Join us for crazy adventures, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild as you are. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party…let’s just say things get pretty lit down there.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of gamers who will challenge you to a dance-off before engaging in a heated PvP battle? Only at ARCADE BROS, my friend. So grab your pickaxe, put on your party hat, and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. See you there!

””/Brit/”” – The Blocky Brit in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Void Armor Forged:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – the White Geranium Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a llama will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds!

2. We have a secret underground disco club where players can let loose and dance the night away. Just be careful not to accidentally fall into the lava pit on the dance floor.

3. Our community events include ridiculous challenges like building a house using only dirt blocks or trying to ride a pig through an obstacle course blindfolded. It’s pure chaos, but oh so much fun!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join the White Geranium Edition Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, pranks, and maybe even a llama or two!

Hello Romanian Frens Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of diamond ore. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for, my Romanian friends? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!