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NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

amateurish, Awful, bad, clumsy, deficient, dreadful, Fail, hopeless, inadequate, incompetent, inept, Lacking, lousy, Noobcraft, Pitiful, Poor, subpar, Terrible, uncoordinated, Unqualified, Unskilled, Weak

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Items Found:	1649
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

Half Gone Minecraft SMP

Barely, coping, determination, Dysfunctional, emotional turmoil, Functioning, half gone, HARD, Hope, inner strength, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, not ending, perseverance, resilience, self-care, smp, Struggle, Support, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring, well-functioning Minecraft servers? Do you thrive in chaos and dysfunction? Then boy, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where half of the server is gone, but we’re still chugging along like nothing happened. It’s like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, but with creepers and zombies instead of mutants. Who needs a fully functioning server anyway? Come join the madness and see if you can survive in this barely functioning world. Just remember, we don’t plan on ending anytime soon, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

What is the IP for jacobweeby Minecraft Server?

jacobweeby, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Items Found:	7393
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Jacob Weeby is a talented graphic designer and illustrator known for his unique and colorful style. With a passion for creating eye-catching visuals, he has garnered a strong following on social media and has worked with numerous clients to bring their ideas to life. Jacob is dedicated to his craft and is constantly pushing the boundaries of his creativity to produce stunning and innovative work.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., BearLand Project, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Dupe, Pirate, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4999	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

top2.bear-land.net

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

amateur models, amateur nudity, amateur photography, Babes, blocky, boyfriend/husband, coerced nudity, consent violation, digital exploitation, Exploitation, forced posing, Hidden Camera, intimate moments, intimate photos, Minecraft, non-consensual, non-professional, online exposure, online posting, personal boundaries, privacy violation, revenge porn, Server, trust betrayal

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Potions Brewed:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you must be a naked amateur woman forced to pose by your significant other! But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own pixelated paradise while showing off your assets to the world. Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence, right?

And remember, no faces allowed! We want to keep things spicy and mysterious, so show off that body without giving away your identity. It’s all about the thrill of the game, baby!

So come on, join us on this outrageous journey and let your inner exhibitionist shine in the most unexpected of places. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Let’s get building…and stripping!

Deer Minecraft SMP – The Buck Stops Here

animal rights, Animals, Buck, commercialism, consumerism, controversial, controversy, deer, Ethics, Exploitation, fashion, inappropriate, Marketing, Minecraft, objectification, products, Questionable, sexualizing, smp, societal norms, Stops, taboo, trends, wildlife

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict no-deer-sexualization policy! Yes, you heard that right. We pride ourselves on being the only server where deer can roam freely without being objectified by creepy players. Join us if you’re tired of seeing deer in lingerie or high heels in other servers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary tale of a player who tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil llamas. The llamas were no match for the fire-breathing beast, and the player emerged victorious, with a llama fur coat to show for it.

If you’re looking for a server where the only drama is between players arguing over who has the best pet rock, then look no further. Join us and experience the wackiest, most wholesome Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember to leave your deer lingerie at the door.

Landlocked Country Minecraft Server

Country, fate, fate worse than death, geographic location, geographical disadvantage, geography, ISOLATION, lack of resources, Land, landlocked, Landlocked Country, limited trade, Living, LOCKED, Minecraft, no access to sea, no coastline, Server, surrounded by land, Trapped, worse fate

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Towns Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Potions Brewed:	153	Dragon Eggs Found:	7580

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old landlocked country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where the ocean is your playground! Dive into our endless seas filled with hidden treasures, underwater cities, and even a secret society of mermaids who will trade you rare items for seashells.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where gravity is reversed, allowing you to walk on the ceiling like a boss. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our quest to hunt down the legendary Kraken that terrorizes the waters, with a reward of infinite diamonds awaiting the brave soul who can defeat it.

So why settle for a landlocked existence when you can join our server and embark on the aquatic adventure of a lifetime? Dive in today and make a splash!

The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

Cadet, dailys place, hammerstein ballroom, Korakuen Hall, Minecraft, msg, smp, Space

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Villages Defended:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! We’ve got more action-packed events than a WWE pay-per-view, with epic battles at Korakuen Hall, thrilling challenges at Daily’s Place, and crazy parties at the Hammerstein Ballroom.

Join us if you want to test your skills against the toughest mobs and the craziest players this side of the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, guarded by a pack of fierce creepers wearing top hats. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here.

Crafty Vibes – Modern Minecraft Server

Crafty, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, MODERN, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, Server, VIBES, virtual youtubers, vshojo, VShojo+ General, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Potions Brewed:	118
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a virtual world for VShojo and vtubers to hang out and have a blast! Picture this: Kuro is mining diamonds debt-free, Nagi is driving a virtual truck through the Nether, and Peke is bravely exploring haunted mansions in search of treasure. It’s a wild ride of virtual adventures and hilarious mishaps!

Join us on this server for a chance to interact with Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. These virtual personalities are ready to take on any challenge and entertain you with their crazy antics.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you witness a virtual dog like Kuro become a master builder, or see Mouse navigate through a maze of creepers with expert precision? It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your virtual horse, and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this lively crew!

Footy Knowledge Mogger Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Championships, Expertise, football, footy, knowledge, leagues, Matches, Minecraft, mogger, Mogs, Players, predictions, smp, Soccer, sports, Sports betting, sports journalism, strategies, Tactics, Teams, Tips, Tournaments

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9106
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends because you don’t know anything about football? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft SMP and we will mogs your footy knowledge in no time! Our resident football experts will teach you all the ins and outs of the beautiful game while you mine and craft your way to victory.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground football stadium hidden somewhere in the world, where players can battle it out in epic matches to prove their football prowess. Will you be the one to discover it and become the ultimate footy champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s kick some blocks together!

Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, challenge, Character development, consequences, Decision making, Defeat, forces, Game Mechanics, gameplay, Immersive, Interactive, LOSE, Minecraft, narrative, Plot, Royale.., scripted, scripted events, Server, Story, Story-Driven, video game, videogame

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4435	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Tired of those pesky video game storylines ruining your epic battles? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only story you’ll be following is the one you create yourself! No more being forced to lose just because the game says so – here, you’re the master of your own destiny (and your own battles)! So come on over and show those storylines who’s boss!