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“Bungo Stray Blocks” – A Minecraft server where literary characters roam and build their own worlds!

action, amateur hour, Anime, Atsushi Nakajima, blocks, braindead fans, BUILD, Bungo, bungo stray dogs, Character development, Characters, comedy, criticism, dark humor, Dazai Osamu, detective agency, literary, literary references, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, normalfag, roam, Server, SLOP, Stray, Supernatural, Superpowers, worlds, Writing

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	807	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, amateur hour Minecraft servers filled with normalfag anime fans? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate slop-filled paradise for all the true meme lords out there!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser beams, and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with hilarious trolls, crazy builders, and even a few sentient creepers who just want to make friends.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can be part of the madness and mayhem on our server? Come join us and see why we’re the best-kept secret in the Minecraft universe. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Minecraft SMP: HoloChadMaster5000

3D visualization, ar, augmented reality, digital experience, Entertainment, Futuristic technology, Gaming, holochad, HoloChadMaster5000, hologram technology, holographic communication, holographic display, holographic gaming, holographic interface, holographic projection, immersive technology, interactive media, Minecraft, mixed reality, next-gen technology, smp, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6989	Villages Defended:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us on holochad for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader, Captain Crunchwrap, rode into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Or how about the time we held a fashion show for our pet creepers, who strutted down the runway in their finest leather armor and bow ties?

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools, scavenger hunts for rare enchanted golden carrots, and epic build battles where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So come on down to holochad and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Block BreakupCraft

BLOCK, break up, BreakupCraft, Communication Issues, emotional pain, ending a relationship, falling out of love, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, long term relationship, love advice, moving on, red flags, relationship advice, relationship struggles, seeking closure, signs of a breakup, toxic relationship, trust issues, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Farms Harvested:	205	Mineshafts Explored:	4

If your partner starts building diamond armor and enchanting weapons to protect themselves from you in Minecraft, it’s probably time to break up. Join our server where relationships are so intense, they spill over into the virtual world. Who needs couples therapy when you can battle it out in a PvP arena instead? Plus, we have a special “breakup island” where you can dump all your ex’s items and watch them burn in a fiery pit of lava. It’s cathartic, trust us. So come join us for some relationship drama and Minecraft mayhem!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

Alluring, animated, Anime, attractive, cute, ecchi, Fan Service, FANTASY, FapCraft, Fapping, fictional characters, Girls, Irresistible, japanese animation, Kawaii, Long hair, Minecraft, Otaku, Provocative, seductive, Server, Sexy, waifu

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Towns Built:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with anime girls so hot, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can mine, build, and drool over your favorite waifus all day long. But be careful, some of these anime girls have special powers that can either help you or send you straight to the Nether!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have some tissues handy, because things are about to get steamy!

Minecraft SMP: LlamaLunaCraft

boss battle victory, boss defeated, enjoying gameplay, first boss defeated, first boss victory, first try victory, fun game, game boss battle, game enjoyment, Game Progress, Game update, gameplay update, gaming enjoyment, gaming progress, gaming update, LA MULANA, LlamaLunaCraft, Minecraft, progress update, smp, video game progress, video game victory

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchantments Applied:	115	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Hey there fellow blockheads! Just wanted to drop in and brag about my epic gaming skills on our Minecraft server. I totally slayed the first boss on my first try – no big deal. But seriously, this server is where all the cool kids hang out and where legends are made. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat (mostly defeat if you’re anything like me). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of wild creepers. Are you brave enough to find it? Join us and let the adventures begin!

CreeperCouplesGoneWild

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, CreeperCouplesGoneWild, cruel words, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional pain, emotional scars, HEARTBREAK, hurtful words, lasting damage, long-term effects, negative impact, painful memories, relationship breakdown, relationship problems, relationship trauma, toxic behavior, trust issues, verbal assault, worst thing said

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of being told you can’t build a rollercoaster to your partner’s heart? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be hearing is “I love the way you mine those diamonds, baby!” Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real relationships and dive into a world where the only heartbreak comes from accidentally blowing up your own house with TNT. Trust us, it’s a lot less painful than being told you snore too loudly at night. So come join us and let’s build a love story as epic as a creeper explosion!

YemeniCraft: Houthi Wipeout

airstrike, Conflict, control station, counterterrorism efforts, destroy, foreign policy, Houthi, international relations, intervention, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, rebel group, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, security threat, targeted attack, united states, us forces, wipeout, Yemen, YemeniCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BE DESTROYIN’ HOOTY TOOTY CONTROL STATIONS LIKE US FORCES IN YEMEN! WE BE BLOWIN’ STUFF UP AND BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY MINERS ON RED BULL! JOIN US IF U WANNA BE A PART OF DA ACTION AND HAVE A BLAST WITH DA MOST INSANE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CraftyLab Minecraft Server

Analysis, anti-science, BIAS, closed-mindedness, Conclusion, CraftyLab, critical thinking, data, education, Evidence, Experiment, Hypothesis, ignorance, Minecraft, Misinformation, Observation, Repetition, research, Scientific community, Scientific method, Server, skepticism

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old experiments? Well, look no further because our server has done the same experiment over 100 times and we still haven’t blown up the world (yet)! Join us if you want to witness the chaos of science gone wrong, where anti-science players are banned for their own safety. Who knows, you might even discover a new element or accidentally create a mutant creeper! Join now for a wild ride of scientific insanity!

Minecraft SMP: /MOG/ Monkeypox (mpox) Outbreak Madness

Africa, Clade 1, deadly virus, emergency response, Epidemic, global public health emergency, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, international spread, madness, Minecraft, mog, monkeypox, mpox, outbreak, Pakistan, political ramifications, public health, Saudi Arabia, smp, Sweden, variant, virus mutation, Who

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
New Chunks Explored:	642983	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Star Shards Collected:	279
Runes Activated:	5	Votes:	8365

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because we have monkeypox-infected zombies roaming around our world! That’s right, you never know when you’ll come across a zombie with a serious case of mpox. But don’t worry, we have plenty of hand sanitizer and face masks to keep you safe while you play.

Join us for epic battles against zombie monkeys, build your own quarantine bunker, and trade rare items like toilet paper and hand sanitizer with other players. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Clade 1 variant, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for those sneaky monkeys with a deadly virus, they’re not messing around!

ForeverAloneCraft

DATING, emotional well being, ForeverAloneCraft, friendship, Loneliness, love life, mental health, People without GF/BF, personal growth, Relationship Status, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Single life, Social Connections

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and find your virtual soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs a real-life GF/BF when you can have a Minecraft partner to build epic structures and slay dragons with? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. So come on, join us and never feel lonely in Minecraft again!

CraftyCanuck’s Ukrainian Adventure

Adventure, Arms export, Canadian military equipment, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanucks, cross-border operations, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international law, international relations, military aid, military intervention, military support, nato, Ottawa, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in Ukraine, minding your own business, when suddenly you get the green light to use Canadian military gear in Russia! Like, what even is happening, bro? It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where anything goes! Join us for the ultimate battle royale experience, where you can ride polar bears into battle and shoot maple syrup cannons at your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your moose and come join the chaos!