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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5791 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 7864 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 33 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil llamas and riding on the backs of giant squids. And don’t even get me started on the disco parties in the Nether!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing secrets. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, my dudes!