AMASSEI Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HamasCraft: UNstaffGoneWild

Accountability, Attack, Conflict, disciplinary action, employment, Fires, Hamas, HamasCraft, internal investigation, international organization, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, misconduct, Oct 7, security breach, staffers, Termination, termination of employment, Terrorism, UN, united nations, UNstaffGoneWild

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	276
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Animals Bred:	131	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got more drama den da UN, we had to fire 9 staff cuz dey were caught playin for Hamas in a minecraft attack on october 7th. come join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans, u never know what’s gonna happen next! plus, our pixel art game is on point, u won’t find better builds anywhere else. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and be part of the madness!

AddictivePasteCraft

addictive substances, AddictivePasteCraft, dental addiction, dental care, dental habits, dental health, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental products, dental routine, oral care, oral health, oral health habits, oral hygiene, oral hygiene habits, oral products, tooth brushing, tooth care, tooth health, Toothpaste, toothpaste addiction

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	595525	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	775

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’ll make your teeth sparkle like diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a line! We’ve got toothpaste with addictive substances in it, so you’ll never want to log off! Your dental hygiene will be on point, and your dentist will be shook!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tooth Fairy boss, who drops enchanted floss that can give you superpowers! Imagine flying through the skies with your pearly whites gleaming in the sun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest dental adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MimicCraft: Boosted T Cells & Tumor Death

Antitumor, Apoptosis., Boosted, Boosts, Cancer, Cell Death, Cell Proliferation, cells, death, Gene therapy, immune response, immunity, immunotherapy, Induces, INT-1B3, MicroRNA, mimic, MimicCraft, miR-193a-3p, oncology, T Cell, Therapeutics, Treatment, tumor

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got mad scientists creating crazy potions that will make you invincible in battle! we got this one potion called INT-1B3 miR-193a-3p Mimic that will boost your T cell immunity so you can wreck all those pesky mobs and players trying to take you down.

not only that, but this potion also induces tumor cell death so you can flex on those cancerous cells while you’re out here building your epic base and mining for diamonds.

so come join us and become the ultimate warrior in this wild world of minecraft! trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Necropolis: Where skeletons have a bone to pick and creepers are just misunderstood. Ages 18+

+18, 2.10.2, AGES, Avalon Forge, Avalon Forge server, Bone, Cheating, Claiming, Community, CREEPERS, Drama-free, Friendly, Griefing, lag prevention, Mature, Mature Community, misunderstood, Modded, modded server, necropolis, non-stackable items, one week uptime, Pick, PvE, Respect, rules, Skeletons, storage systems

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	288	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Votes:	1368
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Avalon Forge Server 2.10.2

We are running an Avalon Forge server 2.10.2 that’s been up for a week! We’re a mature and friendly community so we don’t condone any drama and would like for everyone to be mindful of the other players they’re playing with. Join our Discord server here.

Rules:

Rules
No grieving
No cheating
Don’t claim close to other people unless you’ve asked for their permission
Be respectful to other players on the server
You have to be 18+ to join
Please try to keep non-stackable items out of storage systems as it can lag. (don’t cause unnecessary lag in general)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address provided by the server admin.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: PVP is allowed but make sure to respect other players and their belongings.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: Yes, there are certain items that are banned to ensure fair gameplay for everyone.

WellCrafted Minecraft Server

Cliche, Communication, emphasis, Expression, idiom, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, phrase, redundancy, Repeated, Repetition, Saying, Server, Speech, Talk, three times, well, WellCrafted, Words

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	3640
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because on our server, you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy creatures that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and ridiculous Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Minecraft SMP: JustWatchedThisCraft

40 years, animation, art direction, brought back, Completely, Disney, Good, HOLY SHIT, Japan, Just watched, JustWatchedThisCraft, looks so good, Minecraft, Mogs, Renaissance, smp, stagnated, Watched

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience a world so epic, it makes the Renaissance look like a finger painting class! Our animation and art direction are so on point, it’ll make Disney question their life choices. It’s like we took animation, put it in a time machine, and brought it back to the future with a vengeance. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this mind-blowing journey through pixels and blocks. Trust us, Japan ain’t got nothing on us!

BroCourt Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroCourt, brother, cease and desist, consent, Court, court case, defamation, Family issues, Harassment, internet, invasion of privacy, Lawyer, legal action, legal consequences, legal recourse, Minecraft, online harassment, personal rights, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, social media

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13

Are you tired of your brother invading your personal space and posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one can take unwanted pictures of you! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any pesky siblings ruining the experience.

With our server, you can unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures without worrying about your brother’s prying eyes. And if he dares to try and sneak into your virtual world, we have a team of virtual lawyers ready to take him to virtual court!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted pictures and hello to endless fun and adventure! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting posted online is your amazing builds, not embarrassing photos of you.

GlucoseCraft: No Shame in My Game

blood glucose monitoring, Boundaries, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, diabetes, Game, glucose levels, glucose testing, GlucoseCraft, health monitoring, insulin administration, invasive behavior, medical condition, personal health, personal space, privacy, self-care, sensor scanning, shame, Type 1 diabetes, work environment, workplace etiquette

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Crops Grown:	6393
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5363
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	250
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and boundaries are pushed! Join us for a wild adventure filled with insulin injections and blood glucose monitoring!

Are you tired of coworkers like L who just can’t seem to mind their own business? Well, on our server, you can escape the invasive questions and sarcastic remarks. Dive into a world where your diabetes is your own business and no one else’s!

Join us for the ultimate showdown as you defend your right to check your blood glucose levels whenever and wherever you want. Will you stand your ground against the nosy L, or will you succumb to her demands to check your glucose levels in secret?

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of our server, where the only thing sweeter than the pixelated landscapes is the satisfaction of setting boundaries and sticking to them. So come on over and let’s diabetes-check our way to victory!

CraftyLiesMC

BETRAYAL, biggest lie, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, false belief, false pretense, falsehood, fraud, gullible, hoax, ILLUSION, Manipulation, Misconception, misguided, mislead, scam, Trickery, Trust

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Have you ever been told that diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft? Well, think again! On our server, we have a secret hidden block called “Unicornite” that is even more rare and sparkly than diamonds. Join us to embark on a quest to find this mythical block and become the envy of all your friends!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly Endermen who love to dance the Macarena whenever a player finds a rare item. You won’t want to miss out on joining in on the fun and busting a move with these stylish mobs.

So, if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of magic, mystery, and dancing Endermen, then come join us today! Who knows, you might just uncover the biggest lie of all – that there’s no such thing as a flying pig in Minecraft… 😉🐷🕊️

CraftyClash Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyClash, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, Foreign Minister Katz, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern countries, Military, Minecraft, nuclear program, Politics, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, threat

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN IRAN WANTS TO JOIN! THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED TO ATTACK ISRAEL BUT FIRST LET’S BUILD SOME SICK CASTLES AND MINE SOME DIAMONDS ON THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!” FOREIGN MINISTER KATZ IS LIKE “YEAH BOI, LET’S DO THIS!” JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS JOIN FOR REAL AND BLOW EVERYTHING UP! #MINECRAFTWORLDPEACE #IRANLOVESDIAMONDS #KATZCRAFTSQUAD