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  • BoyfriendsBdayDinnerMCServer

    BoyfriendsBdayDinnerMCServer
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 7689
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Villages Defended: 16
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like my boyfriend’s aunt at a birthday dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like how my boyfriend’s aunt surprised me with the bill, our server will surprise you with crazy events and challenges at every corner. You never know what to expect, just like I never expected her to bring up my meal choice as the reason for the high cost!

    And just like how my boyfriend’s aunt expected a birthday present 7 months later, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected demands and requests. Will you rise to the challenge and impress the virtual family?

    Join now for a dining experience you’ll never forget – and who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a new language along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ScratchCraft Minecraft Server

    ScratchCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 7141
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Void Armor Forged: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy relationship story!

    Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!

    Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.

    But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoobNoMoreMC

    NoobNoMoreMC
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 361
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes all, even those with a history of failed military attempts? Look no further! Our server is perfect for sensitive souls who prefer virtual battles over physical ones. Join us and receive exclusive discounts for veterans (even if your only battle scar is a sprained ankle). Plus, stand up and be recognized as a true warrior…or sit down and game on, we won’t judge! Come join the fun and prove that trying, even if it’s just trying to join the military, makes you a hero in our book.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Penaldo Minecraft SMP Laughs

    Penaldo Minecraft SMP Laughs
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 2235
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and witness the madness as our players pull off epic pranks, build jaw-dropping structures, and create alliances that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how one player, let’s call him Steve, managed to tame a whole army of wolves and ride them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our admin once turned an entire village into a giant rollercoaster just for the fun of it. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players decided to have a dance-off in the Nether, with a ghast playing DJ!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes, make you laugh until your sides hurt, and give you stories to tell for years to come, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fake penalty)!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

    ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 3846
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Towns Built: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

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    ⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

    ❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

    ❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

    ❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

    ❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

    ❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

    ❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

    ❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

    ❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

    ❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

    ❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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    MEGART.MCMCMC.NET

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  • Morphine Online Minecraft Server

    Morphine Online Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 5992
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Farms Harvested: 941 Dragon Scales Harvested: 368
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why? Because we offer a unique feature where you can morph into any mob in the game, including a creeper, a cow, or even a dragon!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Morphine Gang, a group of players who are addicted to morphing and will stop at nothing to recruit new members. Join them on crazy adventures as they wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages and prank their fellow players.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild world of morphing and mayhem! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky side effects… like addiction to morphine. Oops, did we say morphine? We meant morphing, of course. wink

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”Piece of Craft Minecraft SMP”

    ”Piece of Craft Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 2789
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Dimension Hops: 7
    Magic Items Found: 2222 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this lad who joined our server and instantly became a legend.

    This lad was just minding his own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of creepers started chasing him. But instead of running away like a scaredy-cat, this lad whipped out a carrot and started leading them on a wild goose chase through the forest. The creepers were so confused that they ended up blowing themselves up, leaving behind a trail of diamonds for this lad to collect.

    And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server. So if you want to be like this lad and win at everything you do, then join us now and become a Minecraft superstar!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • x64x64

    x64x64
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 6761
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to x64x64 – The Ultimate Anarchy Server Experience!

    Step into a lawless world where survival of the fittest is the only rule. On x64x64, chaos reigns supreme. There are no rules, no admins, and no boundaries. This is the perfect server for those who seek total freedom in a Minecraft environment. Whether you want to build, destroy, loot, or team up with others, the choice is entirely yours. Your journey begins with nothing but your instincts and skills to guide you.

    Why Choose x64x64?

    True Anarchy: No bans, no restrictions, no interference from staff – it’s a truly player-driven experience. Infinite Possibilities: With no borders or limitations, you are free to explore the vast wilderness and establish your own kingdom, or simply watch the world burn. PvP-Enabled: Engage in combat with others at any time. You never know who’s a friend or foe! No Resets: The world is persistent, with every structure, battle, and crater leaving its mark. History is written by the players. Freedom to Mod: Use any mods or hacks you wish – nothing is off-limits. In x64x64, trust is rare, and betrayal is common. Will you rise to power or fall to the chaos? The choice is yours. Join now, and experience true freedom in the world of Minecraft. Your survival is up to you.

    x64x64.org

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  • Solo Tourist Survival Minecraft Server

    Solo Tourist Survival Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 9359
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner adventurer? Look no further than our server!

    Join us and embark on a wild journey through Latin America as a solo tourist. Will you survive the dangerous jungles, treacherous mountains, and mysterious ruins? Only the bravest players will make it out alive!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Plus, our community of players is always ready to lend a hand or team up for some hilarious antics.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive as a solo tourist in Latin America!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Trust Fund Band Minecraft SMP

    Trust Fund Band Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 652
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Villages Defended: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP where Seth MacFarlane is not only a Trust Fund Band, but also the ruler of our server! His dad, who worked at Baskin Roberts, left him a massive trust fund specifically for his band, and now he uses it to dominate the Minecraft world with his epic tunes and insane building skills. If you want to be part of this wild and wacky adventure, join us now and see if you can keep up with Seth and his trust fund shenanigans! Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get into on this server – it’s sure to be a blast!

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  • Caledonia Survival

    Caledonia Survival
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 10000
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Discover Caledonia Survival – Your 1.21.1 Minecraft:Java Experience, Consistently maintained by the team that brought you Caledonia Esports. A Tournament organiser that has been on the run since October 2022. The server consists of an ever growing community and a team dedicated to make this a one in a million experience for those who wish to join us on our journey. This Server has just recently been created and we hope to build an ever lasting community in the months/years to come

    Immerse yourself in our Survival Server with more to come very shortly as we are working effortlessly to create extra dimensions and different servers to jump between such as, LifeSteal SMP, Bedwars, Skyblock, Spleef and a pvp arena. At the moment our server is growing at a phenomenal rate. We have plugins such as Lands, MythicMobs/Dungeons, Citizens, Mcmmo, Multiverse, Oraxen (Soon to be replaced by itemsadder), Auctions and wildstacker.

    Join us at Caledonia Survival and experience Minecraft as its meant to be. all within a community that values your journey as much as you do.

    caledonia.hyrealm.net

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  • Sakura’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Sakura’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 6973
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Zombie Dances: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only currency is Sakura Miko coins, which can only be obtained by defeating virtual HoloWitches in epic battles!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret MikoBoat that will take you on a wild ride through the virtual seas, filled with hidden treasures and surprises. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a 3D stream of Sakura Miko herself performing live on a virtual stage!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the Flower Fantasista world like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • B a n m e M i n e c r a f t S M P

    B a n   m e   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 5670
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Crops Grown: 1158
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained penguins armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. They will protect you from any griefers or hackers trying to ruin your fun. Plus, we have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo and compete for the title of Grand Llama Champion!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. Just be sure to watch out for the singing Endermen and their catchy tunes!

    New Minecraft Server
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