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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8340 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1952 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!