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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6799 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4186 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
Ores Mined: | 7694 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!