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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2007 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!
Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.
So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?