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✅ ＳｃｕｌｌＣＲＡＦＴ * Vanilla survival! Vip today! Minecraft server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

ＳｃｕｌｌＣＲＡＦＴ * Vanilla, vulture, no privates, always online!

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EA’s Delisted Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Tired of boring old SimShitty? Join our Minecraft server where you can actually build and create without any pesky always-online bugs ruining your fun! Plus, we’re so awesome that even Electronic Arts couldn’t handle our greatness and had to delist us from the Wii Virtual Console. So come join us for some epic building, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs! Who needs SimShitty when you can have all the fun on our server instead?

Cheeky Chavs Craft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of always online slop games getting banned in England? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of the ban-happy government with our pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic, even the Queen herself plays on it. Rumor has it she built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battles that take place in our PvP arena. We’re talking epic showdowns between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the mythical “Notch’s Hammer,” a weapon so powerful it can destroy entire mountains with a single swing. Join us and uncover the mysteries of this legendary server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now before England bans us too!

Crafty Phone Addicts – Where we mine diamonds while checking our phones all day!

addicts, always online, anxiety, Checking, compulsive behavior, constant checking, constant disappointment, constant notifications, Crafty, Day, diamonds, digital connection, excessive screen time, fear of missing out, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, need for attention, Phone, phone addiction, PHONES, seeking validation, self worth, smartphone obsession, social isolation, technology dependence, waiting for texts

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Void Gems Collected:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about checking your phone for texts again! Why? Because our server is so addictive and fun, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even remember you have a phone. Plus, who needs friends texting you when you can make new friends in our virtual world? Say goodbye to phone addiction and hello to block addiction on our server!

Sukuna’s Magic Realm Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen was a magic card in Minecraft… well, on our server, he is! Join us and battle it out with Sukuna himself, who will try to steal your diamonds and challenge you to epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock the ability to fly without wings!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills and patience. Just be warned, falling into the lava pit will send you straight to the Nether where you’ll have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even run into Sukuna himself and challenge him to a dance-off… or a duel to the death.

ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP

balancing work and personal life, Comedy Show, emergency, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, Girlfriend, last minute, leave work early, Minecraft, new job, Obligations, Prioritizing, short notice, sick, smp, social event, TICKETS, Time management, time off, unexpected event, work commitment, work flexibility, work-life balance

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Endless Night Skies:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.

Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.

So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!

StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

Brazilian wax, customer service, Disrespect, employment, intimate waxing, ladies, loyalty, new waxer, personal grooming, Petty, Restaurant, salon, Server, service industry, Sour Taste, stiffed, StiffedCraft, tip percentage, Tipping, wax, wax lady, waxing, WIBTAH

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	8050
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AliveAndCrafty, appreciating beauty, emotional well being, enjoying life, experiencing joy, finding happiness, finding meaning, living fully, Making A Difference, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, physical health, purpose in life, pursuing passions, reasons for living, relationships, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual fulfillment

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Divine Spears Created:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Villages Defended:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4100
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!

NoSisNoSittingWeek

Babysitting, busy life, Commitment, Disappointment, errands, family, flexibility, Guilt, Help, me time, new mom, Niece, NoSisNoSittingWeek, overextending, personal commitments, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, social life, Support, workload

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Towns Built:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).

CharactActorCraft

Actor, Beloved, career, Casting, CharactActorCraft, Character, Entertainment, FAMOUS, film, iconic, memorable, on-screen, Performance, Personality, portrayal, Role, stereotype, talent, television, typecast, unforgettable

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated lands of our Minecraft server when suddenly you stumble upon a player who looks EXACTLY like a famous actor. But not just any actor, oh no. This player IS that actor, in all their glory. You can only see them as the iconic character they played, whether it’s a swashbuckling pirate, a wizard with a lightning scar, or a talking raccoon with a penchant for thievery. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the lines between reality and fiction are hilariously blurred. Who knows, you might even run into a player who looks suspiciously like a certain actor who always plays a lovable goofball. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the wacky adventures begin!

CraftyKorean4DayWeek

2025, 4-day workweek, CraftyKorean4DayWeek, Economy, employee benefits, employment, flexible schedule, government policy, innovation, Korea, labor laws, labor market, productivity, social experiment, south korea, Time management, work culture, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Towns Built:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. one time, a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it as a hat. we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. it’s lit, fam. come join the fun before the llamas take over and make everyone wear sombreros. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.