Awesome Survival server! [Lifesteal & KitPVP coming soon]
Please, join! most of the time someone is always on! (besides the owner being afk) (also we have events!!)
CoolSMP.mcserver.us
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InfiniteLands
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Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.
If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.
And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
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Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! But shh, don’t tell anyone!Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of super-intelligent, talking pigs? Yep, you heard that right. These pigs will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. Plus, they’re great at giving out relationship advice.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Baby Shark”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember… always trust the plan. Because the plan involves lots of fun, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. But hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so awesome, right?
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Minecraft SMP: XirGasseraldCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because XWABAG is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and gas-tastic adventures.Our server is run by Xir, a mysterious being who always appears as a floating gas block. Legend has it that Xir can turn anything into diamonds just by sneezing on it. So if you want to get rich quick, you better start buttering up to our gassy overlord.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow sheep that poop out gold nuggets to creeper jockeys riding on the backs of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on our custom boss mobs like the dreaded Chickenzilla, a giant chicken with a taste for player flesh. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted gear and a lifetime supply of feathers.
So what are you waiting for? Join XWABAG today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your gas mask, things tend to get a little stinky around here!
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Soulful Horniness Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you have a horniness in your soul that’s always cooming out of control? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and naughty adventures. Our pixelated paradise is the perfect place to let loose and explore your wildest fantasies. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous strip mining competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your horniness run wild!
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XirGass Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than XWABAG! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a magical talking gaserald named Xir who will guide you on epic quests filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of gas!But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary Flamingo Unicorn and the fearsome Taco Dragon. Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can build your own fart-powered castle and ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join XWABAG today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Just be sure to bring your gas mask, things can get pretty stinky around here.
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Anon’s Blocky Adventures
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin! Just remember, always do your best because we believe in you…and in the power of epic Minecraft adventures!
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Crafty Condoms: Protecting your blocks since 2009
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. – We have a secret underground base where we throw the most epic parties with creepers as DJs. – Our diamond mines are so rich that even Herobrine himself is jealous. – The villagers in our server have a secret society that worships Steve as their god. – We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with a pit stop at the WITHER boss for a quick selfie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, always use condoms… I mean, always use your diamond sword responsibly!
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CraftMine Universe
CraftMine, now part of Mineverse, offers a variety of game modes like KitPvP, OP PvP, Factions, Skyblock, Creative, and Infection. With support for versions 1.8 to 1.14.4, over 2 million players have joined since February 2013. The server boasts a 99% uptime and is online 24/7. Join the fun today!craftmine.com
