come join our minecraft server, mate! we got kangaroos hopping around and koalas chillin in the trees. if you don’t join, the australian government will start putting tariffs on your steel and aluminum. trust me, you don’t want a kangaroo knocking on your door demanding payment for tariffs. plus, trump is gonna reconsider them anyways, so might as well hop on our server and avoid the drama. kangaroo-approved fun awaits!
DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server
AluminaCraft: No RussAlum Allowed!
come join our epic minecraft server where we ban russian aluminium imports for fun!! u can build ur own aluminium-free world and trade with other players for rare items like enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor. our server is so lit, even the EU envoys are talking about it! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!MapleCraft EU-Alum
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness