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Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘BTC pumps 5%’ and creepers explode with laughter!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	4563	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Votes:	1855
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you tired of the crypto rollercoaster ride? Well, hop on our Minecraft server where the only thing dumping is your enemies into lava pits! Our server is so stable, even BTC can’t bring us down. Join us for a wild ride of mining, building, and trolling your friends. Who needs altcoins when you can have diamonds? Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server. Trust us, it’s a better investment than any crypto out there!

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

Anjou’s Lost Love: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Towns Built:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!

Spice & Cuck’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t cheat on you like your ex? Look no further! Our server is like that cute girl you’ve had a crush on for years – loyal, trustworthy, and always there for you. Plus, she’s got some killer building skills and can PvP like a pro. Join us and never worry about getting betrayed again – unless you count those sneaky creepers trying to blow you up!

Send It to Adept: The Minecraft Server Where We Ask the Real Questions

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	564
Players Killed by Monsters:	4098	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Oh, honey, you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet because you haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos that awaits you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids, with endless surprises and wacky adventures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself roams the server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn mount that shoots fireworks out of its horn. Yes, you heard that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun server in the Minecraft universe!

Pixelated K-Pop War: Korea vs Japan Minecraft Madness

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mines Excavated:	4579	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Farms Harvested:	515
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriending a talking cactus named Carl. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn as adorable baby kittens.

And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who throw the best underwater dance parties. Plus, we have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky.

So why haven’t you joined yet? This server is so insane that even Japan hasn’t protested it because they know it’s just too much fun to handle. Come on and join the madness today!

MineCrafty Capitalism: Where Being a Wageslave is Just Part of the Fun!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	2201	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old wageslave in real life? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where being a wageslave is actually fun and exciting!

Picture this: you start off as a lowly peasant in our server, working your way up the ranks to become the ultimate wageslave master. But watch out, because there are crazy challenges and obstacles along the way, like battling evil bosses who want to steal your precious wageslave title.

But don’t worry, we also have epic quests and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all that wageslaving. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most legendary wageslave in all of Minecraft!

Gold Digger’s Paradise: Where the only thing you can mine is a wealthy spouse

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	138
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by either marrying a wealthy player or becoming an online Minecraft camgirl!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the economy is based on virtual relationships and scandalous online activities. Will you choose love or lust as your path to success in this crazy virtual world?

But beware, drama and chaos are always lurking around the corner as players compete for the affections of the richest and most powerful players on the server. Will you rise to the top as a respected spouse or will you embrace your inner Minecraft vixen and dominate the online scene?

Come join us for a unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

Creepers & Kardashians: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate crossover you never knew you needed! Picture this: Danganronpa characters teaming up with the demons from Sekai Oni to take on epic quests and build insane structures. It’s a recipe for disaster, but in the best way possible! Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way, of course). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server – the possibilities are endless!

Philippine HoopsCraft: Where Minecraft meets basketball for a slam dunk of fun!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the favorite sport in the Philippines is not basketball, but block-building! Our players may not be the tallest in real life (average height of 1.63m), but in the game, they tower over their creations like giants!

Join us for a chance to experience the biggest meme in the world – where players build towering structures that reach the sky, only to have them come crashing down in hilarious fashion. Who needs basketball when you can slam dunk your way through a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft? Come join the fun and see why our server is the ultimate playground for meme-worthy moments!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Where Blocks Meet LOLs

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where you can play alongside the legendary Lia, who can build a castle in under 5 minutes using only dirt blocks! Or how about joining forces with Utatane Nasa, who can tame a creeper and ride it into battle like a majestic steed?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into Hakushika Iori, who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a carrot. And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka, who can mine diamonds blindfolded while doing a handstand!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time Shisui Michiru built an entire city out of cake blocks just for fun? Or when Tenma Maemi created a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back in under 30 seconds?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for Pipkin Pippa, who has a habit of turning entire villages into giant potato farms. But hey, who doesn’t love a good spud now and then?