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  • CannabisCraft: Terpene Relief Server

    CannabisCraft: Terpene Relief Server
    so like, imagine you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? and suddenly you’re surrounded by the most dank aroma of Cannabis sativa plants. but get this, these plants aren’t just for show, they’re actually a medication for fibromyalgia and post-surgical pain relief!

    like, you’re mining away and suddenly you feel this wave of pain relief wash over you, all thanks to the magical terpenes in the air. and the best part? you don’t have to worry about getting all loopy from THC, cuz these terpenes are all about that pain relief without the psychoactive side effects.

    so if you wanna experience the most chill and pain-free Minecraft server ever, come join us and let those terpenes work their magic on you! who needs potions when you’ve got nature’s own pain relief right at your fingertips? come join us and let the terpenes take you on a wild ride of pain-free mining and crafting!

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  • EnergeticMommaCraft

    EnergeticMommaCraft
    Yo, join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing energy healing program ever! Our server is like a bio-computer that can be fixed through human wifi with binary code.

    We have a group of players who have mastered the art of telepathy and can cure any ailment, even cancer! Imagine logging on to our server and instantly feeling better, all thanks to our magical healing powers.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be cured by our amazing mentor, who is basically a wizard in the world of Minecraft. And hey, if you’re not cured yet, just blame it on your mom for not joining our server sooner.

    So come on, join us and let the power of Minecraft healing change your life forever! Who needs doctors when you have us, right?

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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

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  • KetamineCraft: The Happy Pill Server

    KetamineCraft: The Happy Pill Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have slow-release ketamine tablets that will make all your depression symptoms disappear like magic! forget those boring clinic-based treatments, we have the most cost-effective and accessible alternative out there! plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, what more could you ask for? so hop on and let the ketamine do its thing while you build your dream world in minecraft!

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