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Zen Foot Haven 1.21.4
OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like doing yoga with a foot fetish – totally mind-blowing! Imagine downward dog but with feet everywhere, it’s a whole new level of relaxation, man. So, if you’re into weird stuff like that, this server is the place to be! Join now and get ready to stretch those virtual toes, baby! -
HyperventilCraft
brain states, altered consciousness, Altered States of Consciousness, alternative therapy, fast-paced hyperventilationyo, you ever wanted to trip balls without actually taking any drugs? well, come join our minecraft server where we do fast-paced hyperventilation to induce crazy brain states like you’re on psychedelics! imagine building a house while seeing unicorns and rainbows everywhere, it’s a wild ride, man. plus, our community is full of other players who are also hallucinating, so you’ll fit right in. come join us and let’s get weird together! -
CocaineCraft: RosemaryRave
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have CARROT ACID (rosemary extract) that will make you forget about all the COCAINE you used to do! It will reduce your cravings, make you less sensitive to drugs, and even help you stop self-administering that sweet, sweet white powder. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it! Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. What more could you ask for?! Join now and let the carnosic acid take you on a wild ride of sobriety and silliness! -
CraftyCarbCrusaders
so, like, u know how u get them headaches that make u wanna rip ur head off? well, guess what, this server got the cure for that! join us and u’ll be on that mediterranean ketogenic diet that will make them migraines disappear like magic! we got potions that will make u feel like u on cloud 9, no more pain, just pure bliss. come join us and say goodbye to them headaches forever! u won’t regret it, trust me. -
DepressoCraft: Teen Therapy Server
adolescent depression, adolescent therapy, Teen, adolescent mental health treatment, Mental Health Treatmentso, liek, u know how u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just cant shake off the sadness and anxiety? well, dis server is liek a magical place where u can escape all dat and just have fun in a blocky world.we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, bro. u can build ur own castle and ride a dragon to battle zombies and creepers. and guess what? when u play on dis server, ur brain gets all happy and stuff, just liek magic!
we did a study and it shows dat dis server is better den any therapy out there for teens with depression and anxiety. so, if u wanna feel better and have a blast, join us now! ur brain will thank u, bro.
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Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.
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CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.
So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality
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DocBlockDaycare
Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead? -
BrainPowerVSWill SMP
self-discipline, mental toughness, determination vs intelligence, cognitive ability, mental fortitudeAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?
So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!
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TrustCraft: Love Edition
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?