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Zen Foot Haven 1.21.4
OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like doing yoga with a foot fetish – totally mind-blowing! Imagine downward dog but with feet everywhere, it’s a whole new level of relaxation, man. So, if you’re into weird stuff like that, this server is the place to be! Join now and get ready to stretch those virtual toes, baby! -
HyperventilCraft
yo, you ever wanted to trip balls without actually taking any drugs? well, come join our minecraft server where we do fast-paced hyperventilation to induce crazy brain states like you’re on psychedelics! imagine building a house while seeing unicorns and rainbows everywhere, it’s a wild ride, man. plus, our community is full of other players who are also hallucinating, so you’ll fit right in. come join us and let’s get weird together! -
CocaineCraft: RosemaryRave
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have CARROT ACID (rosemary extract) that will make you forget about all the COCAINE you used to do! It will reduce your cravings, make you less sensitive to drugs, and even help you stop self-administering that sweet, sweet white powder. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it! Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. What more could you ask for?! Join now and let the carnosic acid take you on a wild ride of sobriety and silliness! -
CraftyCarbCrusaders
so, like, u know how u get them headaches that make u wanna rip ur head off? well, guess what, this server got the cure for that! join us and u’ll be on that mediterranean ketogenic diet that will make them migraines disappear like magic! we got potions that will make u feel like u on cloud 9, no more pain, just pure bliss. come join us and say goodbye to them headaches forever! u won’t regret it, trust me. -
DepressoCraft: Teen Therapy Server
so, liek, u know how u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just cant shake off the sadness and anxiety? well, dis server is liek a magical place where u can escape all dat and just have fun in a blocky world.we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, bro. u can build ur own castle and ride a dragon to battle zombies and creepers. and guess what? when u play on dis server, ur brain gets all happy and stuff, just liek magic!
we did a study and it shows dat dis server is better den any therapy out there for teens with depression and anxiety. so, if u wanna feel better and have a blast, join us now! ur brain will thank u, bro.
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Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!
ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
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CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!
Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!
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Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!