Alternative Self Pleasure MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LiarCraft: Zelenskyy vs Putin

War, russia, zelenskyy, international relations, military intervention

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell u, it’s lit af. we got llamas ridin’ pigs, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ in the streets.

one time, we had a dragon come and crash the party, but we all teamed up and defeated him with nothing but our bare hands and some rotten flesh. it was epic, bro.

also, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u might just run into elon musk buildin’ a rocket ship out of diamonds. yeah, u heard me right. diamonds.

so, come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. u can’t say no to free cake, amirite?

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Choco Meltdown Craft

hotter temperatures, scientists, Meltdown, supply chain, Craft

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CHOCOLATE MELTDOWN PARTIES EVERY DAY! SCIENTISTS SAY OUR HOTTER TEMPERATURES MAKE THE CHOCOLATE HARVESTS REDUCED BUT WE DON’T CARE, WE JUST WANNA PARTY! COME JOIN THE FUN AND BUILD A CHOCOLATE CASTLE TO SURVIVE THE CLIMATE CRISIS! #CHOCOLATEPARTY #MINECRAFTMADNESS

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Waychest

Minecraft, ELYTRA, building, Waychest, Private

Server Information

Server Name Waychest

Server IP waychest.com

Server Location United States West Coast

Website https://waychest.com/

Overview

Waychest is a custom-built Minecraft experience that extends vanilla survival mode with an emphasis on exploration and building.

Gameplay Types

[PvE] [Semi-Vanilla] [SMP]

FAQ

What is the “Journey” System?

The “Journey” System places you and anyone you choose into your own server, with a random spawn point in one shared survival world. You can create multiple Journeys with unique spawn points and progression.

What are Waychests?

Waychests are special chests that act as beacons, leading Journeys to each other and rewarding those who find them. Players can craft and place their own Waychests to guide others.

What is the “Waychest Flight” Minigame?

Players can find ingredients to craft an Elytra that starts an in-world flying minigame. The challenge is to pass through a series of rings and reach a Waychest built by another player.

How do Discovery-based Warps work?

Players can fast travel between certain blocks by finding and unlocking warp points first. These points allow for quick navigation across the world.

What is “Radiance” in the server?

Skipping the night in the game gives players a “Radiance” effect, preventing nearby surface mob spawns for the duration of the night.

Are there premium perks or monetization on the server?

No, there are no premium perks, donator tiers, or monetary transactions accepted on Waychest. The focus is on fair and enjoyable gameplay for all.

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Vtuber Mahjong World 1.21

jellyjonger, Doragon’s latest video, Pinfu, mahjong, Vtuber

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like day drunk doragon edition, but with a twist! We got sources that will blow your mind: https://repo.riichi.moe/

And if you’re into jong streams, we got ’em all: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRg8ApsvFz8 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vdGVbjleEs – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMvkKgZxqVQ – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5B3zRuzKvw – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A0qLh_nFwc – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFkVGBnYKAo

Plus, we got some jong chuubas (dead section) for ya: EN: https://rentry.org/vtjongers JP: https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf (Saint): https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers

And don’t even get me started on the Jong news, like Dofume hosting a tournament and jellyjonger denying being a woman (again) (again) (again but cutely).

But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune telling is on point today, with Pinfu being the lucky yaku.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself! You won’t regret it, or maybe you will, but who cares! Let’s gooooo!

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CraftyMomPayUp Minecraft Server

opinion, SIL, Commission, Mother, Pastel

Are you tired of dealing with demanding clients who don’t appreciate your expertise? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and opinions!

Imagine a world where you can create custom designs without anyone questioning your choices. Build a decorative pillow in any color you desire, without someone insisting on banana peel yellow (seriously, who even likes that color?).

On our server, we understand the importance of artistic freedom and respect your craft. No more pro-bono projects for ungrateful family members – get paid what you deserve for your hard work!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild without any pesky opinions getting in the way. Plus, we have a special offer for all new members – a free illustration from our professional illustrator fiancé! Don’t miss out on this opportunity to showcase your talents in a supportive and hilarious community.

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DadCryCraft

career choices, starting fresh, emotional guilt, Conflict Resolution, family pressure

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any siblings getting in your way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream house without any interference from ghosting brothers or contractors who didn’t finish high school. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can let your creativity run wild and create the ultimate escape from family obligations.

Forget about legal contracts and family guilt trips – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect castle or mining for rare resources. So come join us and leave all that family drama behind – because in this world, you’re the master builder of your own destiny!

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ConfessCraft SMP: Oopsie!

funny, confession, awkward, odd, Story

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a whole new world of madness and shenanigans. Like one time, I accidentally confessed to being a potato in the chat and everyone was like “lol wut?” But then they all started roleplaying as vegetables and it was the funniest thing ever. And get this, there’s a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy on the server. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas. And if you join, you can become a llama whisperer and make bank selling llama wool. Plus, there’s a rumor that the admin is actually a talking dolphin who only communicates in dolphin noises. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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FantasyCraft: Unleashed

FantasyCraft, Unleashed

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies, whether they be sexual or nonsexual!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted unicorn, ride dragons into battle against hordes of evil creepers, or even build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a treacherous obstacle course.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

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CartelCraft Minecraft Server

Government, cross-border issues, crime, border security, mexico

come join our epic minecraft server where the mexican president accused the u.s of harbouring drug cartels but don’t worry, we have our own drug cartel in the game! you can join the cartel and smuggle virtual drugs across the border while dodging virtual police raids. it’s a wild ride, just like a telenovela but with pixelated blocks! plus, our server has a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. so come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the creepers and the feds!

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MineCraftyUkraine

MineCraftyUkraine, W&P, mineral resources, controversy, international relations

so, liek, u know how ukraine has, liek, a bunch of minerals and stuff? well, this server is, liek, all about that! we got, liek, diamonds and emeralds for days, bro!

but get this, the president of ukraine, zelensky, he straight up refuses to sign this document giving 50% of all the minerals to the US! what a legend, amirite?

join our server and help zelensky protect the precious minerals from those sneaky americans! fight off mobs, build epic bases, and maybe even become the next president of ukraine in this wild and wacky world!

come join the fun and let’s show those americans who’s boss! #ukrainepride #mineralmadness

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Server Name	Waychest
Server IP	`waychest.com`
Server Location	United States West Coast
Website	https://waychest.com/

Alternative Self Pleasure

Server Information

Overview

Gameplay Types

FAQ

What is the “Journey” System?

What are Waychests?

What is the “Waychest Flight” Minigame?

How do Discovery-based Warps work?

What is “Radiance” in the server?

Are there premium perks or monetization on the server?