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Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3
Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen! -
Veggie Harvest: No Animal Slaughter
join this cray cray minecraft server where we can harvest meat without killing the animal!!! like, how insane is that?? we have this magical technology that lets us extract meat from animals without harming them at all. it’s like a vegan’s dream come true, except not really because it’s still super inhumane and impractical. but hey, who cares about ethics when you can have all the meat you want without lifting a finger? come join us and be a part of this twisted and bizarre world where animals are just walking meat factories waiting to be exploited for our own gain. it’s a wild ride, that’s for sure! -
The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!
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LaborCraft: No Thanks, I’ll Pass
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of spiritual discipline, even during childbirth! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can participate in silent births, just like our friend Sarah.Imagine the thrill of silently mining for diamonds, quietly building your dream house, and peacefully battling mobs without making a single sound. Our server is all about creating a peaceful and serene environment for our players, just like Sarah did during her home birth.
Don’t worry, if you feel uncomfortable or need to step away for a moment, we won’t judge you like some of Sarah’s friends did. We understand that silent gaming isn’t for everyone, but for those who dare to embrace the silence, our server is the perfect place to be.
So join us now and be part of our sacred circle, where the energy of the birth (and the game) is always flowing. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of inner peace while playing Minecraft in complete silence. See you in the game!
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CraftyCritterz
So, like, come join our server, where we have, like, the most epic adventures and crazy shenanigans you can imagine! We have unicorns flying around and pigs that can do backflips, it’s totally insane, dude!Once, this player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a talking chicken who only spoke in riddles. And another time, a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and ended in a pool of rainbow water. It was, like, totally epic!
And, like, did you know that our server is the only place where you can find a magical potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours? It’s, like, the craziest thing ever!
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown! Plus, we have free cookies for all new players, so, like, what are you waiting for? Join now!
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CookingProTipsMC SMP
Are you tired of burning your virtual steaks on the grill in Minecraft? Join our wacky SMP where our resident chef, Chef Creeper, will teach you how to cook like a pro! From crafting the perfect cake to brewing potions that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends, Chef Creeper has got you covered. Plus, rumor has it that the secret ingredient to his famous creeper stew is actually…creeper tears! Don’t miss out on the culinary adventure of a lifetime – join our SMP today! -
CraftyConspiracies
Have you heard about the Minecraft server where the creepers are actually controlled by the Illuminati? That’s right, every time you hear that hissing sound, it’s actually a secret message from the lizard people trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, our server has special anti-conspiracy armor that protects you from their mind control powers. Join us now and help us uncover the truth behind the blocky madness! -
ReallyWorld – Let’s Survive Minecraft Server
Welcome to ReallyWorld – a unique Minecraft server where anarchy becomes art and every block is a part of your story. Our players create their own rules, interact with each other and bring the boldest ideas to life. Join us to plunge into an exciting world full of adventures and unexpected twists!
? Server IP: start.playmc.su
? Anarchy and vulture – here everyone is for himself. Choose your path in the world of chaos and create your own unique legend. From protecting your base to large-scale attacks on other players – you have complete freedom of action.
? Assassination Contracts – Are you a professional mercenary or a ruthless killer? With us you can sign contracts to eliminate players and earn rewards. Your skill and cunning will be your best allies.
? Mini-Games – Spice up your ReallyWorld experience with fun mini-games. From arena battles to creative construction, there’s something for every player.
? Build and destroy – create your own unique world or participate in destructive battles. Our players shape the server landscape with their own hands, and every block matters.
? Bonuses and rewards – participate in events, conquer territories and earn unique rewards. ReallyWorld values its players and encourages their activity.
Join ReallyWorld and become part of an amazing world where your story is created by you. Incredible adventures, exciting battles and the opportunity to show your uniqueness in this diverse Minecraft community are waiting for you. Server IP: start.playmc.su
reallyworld.playmc.su:19132
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4chan x to 4chan xt Upgrade Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Join us if you want to test your sanity and see just how far you can push the boundaries of reality.Our server just upgraded from 4chan x to 4chan xt, which means things are about to get even wilder. Expect to encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing creepers, and don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground meme vault filled with rare Pepe’s.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret society of players who communicate exclusively in emoji and conduct elaborate pranks on unsuspecting newbies. Will you be able to navigate this virtual minefield of madness and come out on top?
So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of pure chaos and absurdity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!