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Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

BitcoinBaller on Minecraft SMP

alternative investments, asset allocation, BitcoinBaller, Bitcoins, blockchain technology, cryptocurrency, decentralized currency, digital assets, Digital Currency, Diversification, financial freedom, Financial Planning, investing, long term investments, Minecraft, personal finance, retirement planning, risk management, savings, smp, speculative investments, wealth building, wealth management

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3473
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Items Found:	7555
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with 50 bitcoins waiting for the bravest and most skilled player to claim it. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes! Only the chosen one can defeat the chicken and claim the bitcoins for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who are always throwing epic dance parties. Join them for some groovy moves and maybe they’ll even teach you their secret yeti handshake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a floating island made entirely of candy where you can build your dream base and feast on unlimited sugary treats. Just watch out for the candy monsters that roam the island, they have a sweet tooth for players!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows, you might just walk away with 50 bitcoins and a new yeti best friend!

LeftoverLair

childhood neglect, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, emotional scars, emotional wounds, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, generational trauma, LeftoverLair, leftovers, mother-daughter relationship, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, resentment towards parents, strained relationships, unhealthy eating habits, unresolved anger

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up only the finest leftovers for our guests! Just like OP’s mom, we believe in using up all those random ingredients that no one wants to eat. Our stews are so random, you’ll never know what you’re going to get – it’s like a surprise every time you take a bite!

Join our server and experience the joy of eating questionable food just like OP did growing up. Who needs fresh meals when you can have a delicious bowl of flavored water with some mystery ingredients thrown in? Plus, if you want to impress your guests, just serve them some leftovers and watch their faces light up with confusion and disgust.

So come on down to our server and show off your culinary skills by serving up some of the most unique dishes you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you don’t pay the bills or contribute to running the household, you’ll only get leftovers – just like OP’s mom taught us. Join now and let the feasting begin!

CityCraft: Justice Minister’s Plea

arson attack, Belfast, Belfast news, cafe torched, city cleanup, city safety, city vandalism, Citycraft, community destruction, community support, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal damage, Justice, Justice Minister, law enforcement, MINISTERS, PLEA, plea for justice, public outcry, rebuilding efforts, shop torched, Stop trashing our city, Urban violence

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Void Armor Forged:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where you can trash cities all day long without getting in trouble! The Justice Minister is literally begging you to stop, but we say NAH, keep on torching those cafes and shops for funsies! It’s like a real-life riot, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground lair where you can plot your next chaos-filled adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the mayhem begin!

MultiLingoCraft

autocorrect, Bilingual, Communication, digital tools, keyboard settings, language barriers, language diversity, language fluency, language input, language preferences, language proficiency, language support, language switching, linguistic challenges, MultiLingoCraft, Multilingual, multiple languages, Technology, Typing, typing assistance

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Divine Spears Created:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Potions Brewed:	162	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well listen up cuz this server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. not to mention our secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie.

but wait, there’s more. we have a secret treasure hunt where u can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a golden apple that gives u superpowers. and if u manage to tame a wild wolf, it will lead u to the hidden treasure chest full of rare items.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through the nether? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

TroonTrendz Minecraft Server

acceptance, gender dysphoria, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, personality type, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, Suicide prevention, Transgender, transitioning, troons, TroonTrendz

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Void Gems Collected:	37
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts the same? Well, look no further because our server is filled with unique personalities and crazy adventures! Join us and discover a whole new world where you can be whoever you want to be, without the fear of becoming a troon (whatever that is).

Our server is so awesome that even if you feel like you need to completely change who you are, we got you covered! No need to resort to drastic measures like killing yourself, just log on and start fresh with a new identity. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing, right? So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky Crafters

adult chat, BDSM, Crafters, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish community, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetish roleplay, fetishes, jerk off, Kinky, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, smp, Snakey, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.

In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.

Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!

WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crops Grown:	5189	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for the wedding of the century, where the MoH is in a dress dilemma that puts all other Minecraft server dramas to shame.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the pressures of real life, unless you’re the MoH who is being pressured to wear a dress by the bride’s parents. Will she stand her ground and refuse to wear the dreaded dress, or will she cave under the pressure and don the frilly frock?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for those who love a good wedding dress showdown. Join now and witness the epic battle between fashion and family expectations unfold before your very eyes. Who needs diamonds when you have drama like this?

Airfield Mayhem Minecraft Server

Airfield, airstrikes, Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, long-range strikes, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Partners, peace negotiations, political tensions, Russian airfields, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, urges, WARFARE, Western weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Zelenskyy himself urging us to allow “truly long-range strikes” on Russian airfields with Western weapons! That’s right, we’re taking the battle to a whole new level in Minecraft! Imagine flying over enemy airfields and dropping TNT like a boss. Plus, Zelenskyy might even pop in to give you some pro tips on how to dominate the battlefield. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian airfields who’s boss!

CraftyLaughsMC

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

so, like, come join our minecraft server where the managers are always cracking jokes and making you laugh so much that you’ll be emotionally exhausted and hate your job! it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in a minecraft world! climb the corporate ladder and try not to cry from all the funny jokes and puns being thrown at you. who needs job satisfaction when you can have a good laugh, amirite? join now for a workplace experience like no other!

SerbSlayin’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with us as we reenact the great Serbian purge of 2021! Build your own ethnic cleansing camp and compete to see who can rid their land of the most Serbs. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and totally not offensive at all. Plus, we have a special surprise for the player who gets the most kills – a lifetime supply of virtual Serbian heads to display proudly on your virtual wall. So come join us and let the cleansing begin!

Minecraft SMP: Codester’s Interference!

Bayley, Codester, Codesters, gunther, Interference, LA KWAB, liv, long tail tag, match, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6187	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re tired of boring, predictable servers and want some spicy drama in your virtual life.

In our world, every match is like a WWE showdown, with interference left and right. Codester can’t mine in peace because Gunther keeps stealing his diamonds. Bayley’s crops are constantly being trampled by mysterious forces. Liv can’t even build a house without someone sabotaging her efforts. And don’t even get us started on LA KWAB – that guy is always causing trouble wherever he goes.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and alliances are constantly shifting, then this is the place for you. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might come in and interfere with your plans.