if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a player who forgot to bring torches. we have epic build battles where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt.
so come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server this side of the nether. trust me, you won’t regret it.
Picture this: you spawn in and BOOM, you’re surrounded by soda cans, seawater, and coffee grounds. But wait, there’s more! These ain’t just any ordinary items, oh no. These bad boys are gonna help you produce hydrogen fuel like you’ve never seen before.
Imagine cruising around in a submarine, sucking up seawater like it’s your job, all while powering engines and fuel cells with the magic of soda cans and coffee grounds. It’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in the best way possible.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got soda cans and coffee grounds, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!
oh and did i mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? they can build anything u want in a matter of seconds.
plus, we have a mini game where u can ride on the back of a giant turtle and race against other players. winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
WE’RE LIKE THE WILLY WONKA OF MINECRAFT SERVERS, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF CANDY WE’RE MAKING FUEL OUT OF MANURE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT?! PLUS, WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF WACKY MINIGAMES AND EVENTS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH UNTIL YOU CRY.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU SAY YOU’VE BEEN PART OF A SERVER THAT TURNS POOP INTO FUEL?! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!
Once upon a time, there was a world record hydrogen train that traveled nearly 3,000km without refueling. Can you believe it? That’s the kind of power we’re talking about on this server. So if you want to experience the thrill of riding a hydrogen train through the virtual world of Minecraft, then this is the place for you!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a link to an article about this amazing feat, just to prove that we’re not making this up. So come join us and let’s ride the hydrogen train to victory together!
rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will automatically become a pro minecraft player and be able to mine diamonds with ur eyes closed. plus, u might even find a secret portal dat leads to a land filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.
so what u waiting for? join now and be part of the epic adventure dat awaits u on dis server. who knows, maybe u will be da one to discover the legendary golden pickaxe dat grants u unlimited power and makes u the ruler of all minecraft realms.
| Server Type | Fabric 1.21 Java Server |
|---|---|
| Host Location | UK |
| Player Age Requirement | 17+ |
| Rules | Don’t cheat, don’t steal, don’t grief, mutual PvP, be respectful |
| Server Age | 1 month old |
| World Border | 40k x 40k, unexplored past 20k |
| Website | https://www.techcraftserver.uk/ |
| World Map | http://map.techcraftserver.uk:21250/ |
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We look forward to having you on the TechCraft server!
1. Our server is so awesome, Notch himself logged on to check it out and ended up joining our faction. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, including enchanted diamond armor and a pet zombie pigman named Bob. 3. Our PvP arena is so intense, players have been known to break their keyboards in a fit of rage after being defeated. 4. The admins on our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells to protect our players from griefers and hackers. 5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows of our server, waiting to challenge brave adventurers to a duel.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic gaming experience of your life!
Our server is so American, even the creepers wear cowboy hats and the zombies crave apple pie. Want to build a Statue of Liberty made entirely out of emerald blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a minecart through a rollercoaster shaped like the Grand Canyon? It’s all possible on our server.
So come on down and experience the land of the free and the home of the blocky. Because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that’s just freedom ringing, right?
We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties, complete with disco balls made of emerald blocks and music by DJ Skeleton. Want to ride a llama into battle? We got you covered. Need a pet dragon to guard your castle? No problem, just head to the dragon breeding grounds and pick one out.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Wither runs in fear. Defeat the Ender Chicken in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the ability to fly without wings.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them). Join us today and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft.
Our server is filled with gendered sexual scripts and crazy antics that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Watch as men become aggressors, targeting those with less social power in the most bizarre ways possible.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a rollercoaster ride through a haunted house, then join us now! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door and embrace the chaos that awaits you. Let’s get this party started, folks!