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TrumpedCraft: The Alternate Reality
Ever wondered what would have happened if Trump’s assassination had succeeded? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft server, we’ve created an alternate universe where Trump was taken out by a rogue Enderman! Join us for a wild ride through a world where chaos reigns supreme and creepers run for president. Build your own White House out of diamond blocks, ride on llama-driven limos, and battle it out in epic PvP battles to determine who will rule this crazy new world. So come on, join us and see what could have been if Trump’s assassination had actually gone down! -
SchizoCraft: Where you’re always switching between being a pro and a noob!
Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the rollercoaster of emotions as you constantly alternate between being a doomer and an improover. One minute you’ll be building a beautiful castle, feeling like the king of the world, and the next you’ll be hiding in a hole, convinced that the creepers are out to get you. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just survive long enough to tell the tale of your epic Minecraft journey. -
The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone
Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!
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FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the juiciest, most fruit-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!Join us and become a fruit ninja as you slice your way through watermelons, pineapples, and even durians! But watch out for the evil banana mob that will try to slip you up at every turn.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Fruit Wars that happen every Sunday? Fight alongside your fellow players as you defend the honor of your favorite fruit against the dastardly Grape Gang.
So come on, join us and let’s make this server the zestiest, most delicious place in the Minecraft universe!
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BlockBribez
Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server! -
HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!
So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!
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BombCraft: Russian Airshow
come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness! -
Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!