Altering The Future MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TimeTravelerRegrets – Minecraft SMP

change the past, time travel, hindsight is 20/20, regret, altering history

If I could go back in time, I would totally join this Minecraft SMP sooner! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, I was wandering around the server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. I thought I hit the jackpot, but little did I know, it was actually a trap set by the owner to test my skills. Long story short, I ended up fighting a horde of angry zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. It was chaotic, but also hilarious. So, if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and make memories that will last a lifetime, join this Minecraft SMP now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way.

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TimeTravelDeathWarnCeleb

warning signs, TimeTravelDeathWarnCeleb, regret, death prediction, intervention

Ever wanted to play Minecraft and also have the power to time travel? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that! Imagine going back in time to warn your favorite celebrity about how they’re gonna kick the bucket. Will Smith? More like Will Splat if you don’t warn him about that bungee jumping accident! And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret time-traveling llama who will guide you on your quest to save the world, one famous person at a time. So come join our server and start changing the course of history, one block at a time!

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TimeCrafters

time machine, altering the future, Changing the past, time travel consequences, science fiction

Ever wondered what it would be like to travel back in time and witness the dinosaurs roaming the earth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our time machine plugin allows you to hop back in time and experience epic battles between T-Rex and Triceratops. But be careful, you might just end up becoming a dino snack!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient aliens who left behind advanced technology and riches untold. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this mysterious city?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this – we have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and chickens rule the land. Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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Cursed Sports Team Minecraft SMP

sports woes, Bad Luck, cursed franchise, TEAM, cursed history

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the most cursed sports team you’ll ever join!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a team of zombie pigmen challenge you to a game of soccer using TNT blocks as the ball. And guess what? The referee is a creeper wearing a whistle around its neck!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground arena where players battle it out in intense PvP matches while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superhuman strength.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a sports team that’s more cursed and chaotic than this one? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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The Respectful Minecraft Server

coping, Catharsis, Abuse, DISRESPECTFUL, Relief

Are you tired of dealing with annoying family members who just won’t stop talking smack? Join our Minecraft server and release all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment! No need to hold back, just let it all out like a verbal volcano erupting! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner caveman mode and tell everyone to shut the f*** up without any consequences. So come join us and sleep like a baby knowing you’ve let it all out!

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Bitcoin pumps to the moon Minecraft SMP

Moon, Investment, Blockchain, SMPpblockquote, tiktok

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is Bitcoin! Forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re all about that digital cash flow. But don’t worry, we’re not like those normies on TikTok who only care about crypto for clout. We’re the real deal, baby.

Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of the Bitcoin market. Who needs stability when you can have volatility, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of our SMP and he’s always dropping Bitcoin blocks in random places for us to find. Talk about a hidden treasure!

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and you’re ready for a crypto adventure like no other, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich and become the ultimate Bitcoin miner in our wacky world. See you on the blockchain, gamers!

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Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

Manga, japanese, action, Server, manga recommendation

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the Dandadan edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. Join us and witness his epic chicken army in action!

3. Want to ride a flying pig? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just find the magical pig saddle hidden in the enchanted forest and soar through the skies like a bacon-loving superhero.

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Dandadan edition Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

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Mindbroke Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Gaslighting, mental health, Trauma, mental health awareness, mind control

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who mindbroke millions! That’s right, he literally broke their minds with his epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join us if you want to witness the madness firsthand and maybe even have your mind broken too! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe a few trips to the Minecraft asylum. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can handle the chaos!

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PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

unbelievable feats, unique ability, digestive system, funny facts, defecation

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

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Keijo’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

smp, keijo, Disappearance, Underrated, Adventure

Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like no other, where players must use their breasts and butts to knock their opponents off floating platforms and into the water. It’s a sport like no other, where only the most skilled players can reign supreme.

But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the server was created by a group of rogue game developers who were tired of the same old boring PvP battles. They wanted something more…sensual. And thus, Hip Whip Girl SMP was born.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Hip Whip Girl champion. Just be prepared for some cheeky battles and bouncy showdowns along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to whip your way to victory!

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