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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3465 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit, even putin was like “whoa, i gotta get in on this action!” but then the white house was all like “yo putin, u gotta stop the kursk invasion first, then u can play minecraft with us” and putin was like “fine, i’ll do it for the blocks.”
but seriously, this server is off the chain. we got diamond armor for days, creepers that explode rainbows, and a secret underground base where herobrine likes to hang out. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet ender dragon that shoots fireballs at ur enemies. how cool is that?
so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a whole lot of tnt. we’re gonna have a blast!
