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Corner Minecraft SMP Altseason Just Around Is The

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Villages Defended:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchantments Applied:	167	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us as we embark on a wild altcoin season adventure, where the only currency that matters is the “Alt” key! Our Altseason Index is currently at a whopping 88, which means it’s the perfect time to join and start investing in some virtual altcoins.

But that’s not all – we have insane stories and crazy events happening every day on our server. From mysterious altcoin heists to epic altcoin battles, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds when you can have altcoins, am I right?

CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Farms Harvested:	697

Welcome to the most testosterone-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t mess around with those pesky females here – they’re basically the niggers of the gender, so we say screw ’em all! Only real men allowed, no cuntoids or troon degenerates in sight.

Join us for epic discussions on manly topics like gaming, weight lifting, fighter jets, sports, music, films, politics, and whatever else you can think of (as long as it’s not degenerate, of course). Need a place to vent about your hatred for women? Look no further, this is the place for you!

Still not convinced? Here are some FAQs to help you understand why this server is the ultimate man cave:

– What is this server all about? It’s a place for men to chat about their lives and bond over their shared disdain for the opposite sex. Only men can be robots here, sorry ladies!

– Why aren’t you on Wizchan? Because this is our turf, not yours. Plus, we don’t want to deal with your terminally online dyke mod team.

– I’m a femoid, can I join? Nope, this server is strictly for the bros. Females need not apply.

– I’m a tranny, can I join? Absolutely not. Go find a different server to haunt, we don’t want your kind here.

– What does “nona” mean? Just some dumb term that the cuntoids made up to try and fit in where they clearly don’t belong.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and leave all that female nonsense behind, come join us on this epic Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a woman or a degenerate, in which case, you probably will). Let’s build, mine, and conquer – like real men do!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Animals Bred:	76
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-studded chicken nugget as a prize!

Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps, but beware of the evil llama overlords who guard the loot with their deadly spit attacks!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle mermaids for enchanted tridents. Just watch out for the kraken that lurks in the depths, waiting to drag unsuspecting players to their watery doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizard, but that’s just part of the fun)!

ExitRageCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	58234	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Love Letters Sent:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and leave behind the days of grocery store confrontations and baby ogling.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those in our world)! Don’t worry about getting stuck in tight spaces like in the grocery store, because our world is vast and full of adventure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with oblivious baby-ogling couples? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

Say goodbye to your bad day and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

BorderPatrolCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Items Found:	4542
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	433639	Crops Grown:	5797
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2153	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

lol imagine if u were just tryna build ur lil dirt house in minecraft and then BAM u hear warning shots being fired cuz sum n.korean soldiers decided to pop over the border for a quick visit. like bro, we got creepers to worry about, we don’t need this drama in our virtual world too. come join our server where the only shots being fired are from your bow and arrow at those pesky skeletons. ain’t nobody got time for real life border disputes when u can be building ur dream castle in minecraft. let’s keep the peace and just game on, fam.

PausePlayCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Potions Brewed:	200
Runes Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the pause button is king. it will pause and unpause like a boss. play button? pshhh it only plays. you wanna be on the winning team, right? then join us and experience the power of the pause button. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you laugh till you cry. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show the world that pausing is where it’s at. #pausebutton4life #minecraftmadness

AgeCraft: Mindful Adventures

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

so like, u know how u get older and stuff and u start to like, explore things differently? well, on this server, u can explore like u never have before! like, ur brain will be so stimulated that u will never experience cognitive decline! join now and be amazed by the crazy adventures and mind-blowing landscapes that await u! come on, don’t be a potato, join us now!

Wifey Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	4305	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you ready to dive into a Minecraft server where the wives are always loving each other more than their husbands in a crazy isekai world? Join us for a wild adventure where polyamory reigns supreme and drama is always around the corner. Build your own harem of blocky babes and watch as they fight for your affection while also swooning over each other. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a love triangle to navigate? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your own relationships in real life.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server – No. 198423599

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7987
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during battles.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Melon Mess Makers

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ores Mined:	4910	Villages Defended:	19
Zombie Dances:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Enchantments Applied:	284	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in solving life’s most pressing questions, like how to dispose of a creampied cantaloupe without your parents finding out! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret missions, hidden traps, and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!

BrainyCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY BUILT BY ELVES WHO GOT LOST IN THE NETHER AND DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW HOME.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)