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CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	278	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

NeverAgainCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	4570

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Items Found:	1645

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

MayhemCraftUK

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, cause mayhem, cyber attacks, destabilization, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, Infiltration, international relations, MayhemCraftUK, MI5, Mission, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, security threat, subversion, Surveillance, UK streets, Warns

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Votes:	8020	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Potions Brewed:	110	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	3135	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Zombie Dances:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Items Found:	1960
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Animals Bred:	135
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ores Mined:	9240	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!