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Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Rule and Sinks are for Sitting

(Domestic), adorable, Animals, bath time, bathroom, cat, Cats, Cozy, Curious, cute, Feline, funny, für, home, Pets, playful, PurrCraft, quirky, Relaxation, rule, SINK, sinks, Sitting, Water, Whiskers

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching a cat sit in a sink? Well, look no further because on our server, we have cats doing backflips off of mountains into lava pits! Yes, you heard that right. Our feline friends are living life on the edge and you can join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those bad boys in your inventory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s a wild time down there, let me tell you.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a cat in a sink when you can have all this craziness and more?

Crafty Crazies: The Derpy Rainbow Cat Land

#DRCL, Arthur is gay, bram stoker, cat, Crafty, Crazies, derpy, dracula, Dracula’s entire harem, Land, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ themes, Lucy, queer literature, Quincey is gay, RAINBOW, Renfield, transgender characters, vampire lore, victorian era

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where all the characters are actually secret trannies! Lucy? Trans. Renfield? Trans. Dracula? Trans AND he has a whole harem of trans vampires. And don’t even get me started on Arthur and Quincey, they’re not just gay, they’re fabulous! So come on down to our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crew!

Santa’s Blocky Workshop

anticipation, blocky, Carols, celebration, christmas, countdown, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, holiday, jolly, joy, Merry, Santa Claus, Santas, Season, Snow, tradition, Winter, Workshop, yuletide

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ores Mined:	9794	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a winter wonderland on steroids! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying reindeer, snowball fights with elves, and a giant gingerbread house that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where it’s Christmas every day. You can build a snowman that comes to life, ride a sleigh pulled by flying pigs, and even challenge Santa himself to a build battle.

So why wait for Christmas when you can experience the holiday spirit all year round on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the jingle bells rock your blocks!

Crafty Pixel Pals: Where Even Barcelona Looks Like Minecraft!

Architecture, barcelona, Catalan, cityscape, cosmopolitan, Crafty, culture, design, European, Gaudi, History, landmarks, Mediterranean, Minecraft, modernism, PALS, PIXEL, Sagrada Familia, spain, tourism, travel, Unique, Urban planning, vibrant

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes? Well, look no further because our server has a hilarious twist – Barcelona has taken over the entire world! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through iconic landmarks like the Sagrada Familia and Camp Nou. But be careful, because Lionel Messi himself might pop up to challenge you to a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a llama through the bustling streets of Barcelona, or maybe even stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a hidden beach party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare diamond block shaped like a tiny soccer ball!

So why does Barcelona look like this? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join now and start your adventure in the craziest city in the Minecraft universe!

BoofCraft: Where the fun never stops and the boof is always passed!

Accept, boof, BoofCraft, Boundaries, Cannabis, Decision making, Drugs, Friend, Fun, influence, Marijuana, Party, pass, passed, peer influence, peer pressure, PRESSURE, RESPONSIBILITY, saying no, smoking, social situations, Stops, substance use, temptation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyMcCraftFace

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Potions Brewed:	111
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

Are you tired of boring old games with limited customization options? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has more customization than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’re talking rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs with top hats, and even a disco ball that follows you around wherever you go. Triple A games wish they could have this much customization, but they can’t handle our level of awesomeness. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

Crafty Chaos: Where Even Nothing Happens Again >_<

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so action-packed, even the creepers are doing backflips! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter dancing pigs, flying cows, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the legendary battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out in a dance-off to determine the fate of the server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown! So grab your diamond sword and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition

4chan, blocky, Censorship, Conspiracy Theory, doubt, Edition, elon musk, fear, fucked, headquarters, information warfare, internet, lolz, McBlockface, Musk, Online Community, PARANOIA, REDACTED, rumor, shadow ban, social media, speculation, Technology, uncertainty, Warning

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of getting shadow banned on other servers? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, he bought 4chan and now he’s on a mission to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Join us as we navigate through headquarters changes, secret redacted information, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what Musk has in store for us next? One thing’s for sure, things will never be the same once you join our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness. Just remember, this place is totally f*cked in the best way possible!

Pixelated Puberty Pals: Minecraft Madness

“Youth, adolescence, Chapter 43, Chapter 44, comedy, Coming of Age, Daily Fujiyama San Wa Shishunki, friendship, high school, japanese manga, madness, Manga, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, ongoing series, PALS, pixelated, puberty, romance, school life, shoujo manga, slice of life, TEENAGE

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, all thanks to our magical loot chests scattered throughout the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across on your adventures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our weekly events. We host insane PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and duel it out with diamond swords. The winner gets a crown made out of actual gold blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky goodness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!