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VTubeCraft SMP – The English Speaking Minecraft Madness

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	271	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, every single English speaking vtuber is lurking and posting on this board! That’s right, you could be building your base next to your favorite virtual YouTuber and maybe even teaming up with them to take down the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bovine tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a parallel dimension where everything is made out of candy. Imagine building a house out of chocolate blocks and farming gummy bears for food!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows what wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CraftyBachelor

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Are you tired of being the only one in your friend group who’s still single? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be surrounded by so many blocks, you won’t even remember what it’s like to be alone! Join us and build your way to a relationship with that special someone…or at least with a creeper. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword, am I right? So come on, join our server and let’s craft some love connections together!

CraftyMaduro Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4080	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Animals Bred:	108	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Emeralds Found:	5702	Gods Slained:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have crazy protests every day after our leader, maduro, wins at everything! we have so much chaos and drama, you’ll never be bored! plus, we have the best virtual arepas in all of minecraft! join now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

BlocktopiaCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper-infested caves.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties, with DJ skeletons spinning sick beats and zombie dancers busting out their best Thriller moves. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles where you have to defeat a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword.

So come on down to our server and let’s get this party started! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. See ya on the flip side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

BoneCraft: No Heart Attacks Here!

advanced life support, Attacks, BoneCraft, cardiac emergencies, clinical trials, critical care, emergency medical services, emergency medicine, emergency procedures, healthcare advancements, Heart, hospital discharge, intraosseous route, intravenous access, Medical Interventions, Medical research, out-of-hospital cardiac arrest, patient outcomes, pre-hospital return, resuscitation, survival rate, trauma care, vascular access

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6958	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7001	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you gotta save all the villagers from a crazy zombie invasion, right? But here’s the twist – you gotta do it while establishing vascular access through the intraosseous route! Like, who even does that in Minecraft, bro? But hey, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna show off your mad medical skills, then this server is the place to be!

And get this, if you manage to save all the villagers and defeat the zombies, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! Like, that’s some next level stuff right there, amirite?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and your ability to establish vascular access through the intraosseous route, of course! Let’s do this, gamers!

GayCraft Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, controversial, dictator, discrimination, fascism, GayCraft, germany, History, hitler, homosexual, LGBTQ, LGBTQ history, Minecraft, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, Psychology, psychology of dictators, repressed, Server, Sexuality, taboo, world war II

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind Hitler’s secret love for building rainbow-colored castles and organizing fabulous fashion shows for his fellow Nazis. Explore our world where pigs fly, chickens dance, and creepers wear tutus. Build your own empire and conquer the land with your fabulous creations. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so historically inaccurate and hilariously entertaining? Join now and let’s rewrite history together!

SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace

braid, controversy, critical reception, Downfall, Failure, fall from grace, game design, game development, game industry drama, Indie developer, indie failure, indie game development, indie games, indie success, Jon Blow, public perception, Redemption, SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace, success, the witness, Video Game (Industry)

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	134366

Once a powerful player on our Minecraft SMP, Jon Blow was known for his epic builds and unbeatable PVP skills. But one day, he decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and lost spectacularly. Now he’s just a humble farmer, tending to his crops and muttering about his defeat.

Join our server and witness the madness firsthand! From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted diamond swords.

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next Jon Blow – just try to avoid challenging any dragons to dance-offs.

StepSibBdayDrama-GroundED

Birthday, bullying, consequences, DAUGHTER, family conflict, Grandparents, grounding, holiday trip, insults, Malicious, Maturity, name-calling, provocation, punishment, selfish, special day, spoiled, Stepbrother, StepSibBdayDramaGroundED, unjust

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing out birthday candles and smashing cakes is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the spirit of Anna and her epic cake-smashing skills.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good prank and don’t mind a little bit of drama. With griefing and trolling at an all-time high, you never know what crazy antics you’ll come across next.

Plus, if you’re looking for a place where grandparents reward bad behavior with lavish holidays, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for flying cakes and tears of betrayal along the way!

DateImpressor Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Have you ever built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks in Minecraft just to show off your creativity and dedication? Well, if you join our wacky Minecraft SMP, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to do just that and more!

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From organizing massive pig races through treacherous lava pits to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our infamous dating game show events, where players compete for the chance to win a virtual date with the server owner. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve serenaded your crush with a love ballad made entirely of note blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and heart-pounding, look no further. Join us today and get ready to experience the most outrageous antics and unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

MovieMunchiesMC

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	7101
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Love Letters Sent:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can eat food from your favorite movies in real life! Ever wanted to chow down on a Krabby Patty from Spongebob Squarepants or feast on a Never-Ending Gobstopper from Willy Wonka? Well, now you can!

Join our server and experience the culinary delights of the silver screen like never before. Our chefs have mastered the art of recreating movie foods in pixelated form, so get ready to indulge in a feast fit for a Hollywood star.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle it out with giant popcorn monsters and candy cane warriors. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Turkey Leg is hidden somewhere deep within the labyrinth, waiting to be claimed by a brave adventurer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a gastronomic adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your appetite – you’re gonna need it!