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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2043 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Potions Brewed: | 50 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.