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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 4740 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 8475 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.