| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7791 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 6783 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 129 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9573 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 664567 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6409 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9698 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1860 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2014 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8161 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6596 |
| Votes: | 2726 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 9568 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.
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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 561 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7097 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Ores Mined: | 7716 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1318 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
