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TrashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Potions Brewed:	79	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Animals Bred:	66	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	943355	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Potions Brewed:	92
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	New Chunks Explored:	109561
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

acceptance, appealing, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural influences, CurvyCraft, Embrace, Individuality, Insecurities, judgment, physical appearance, physical traits, self esteem, self-conscious, Shape, societal norms, Unique Features, Women

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Animals Bred:	147	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mines Excavated:	2512
Runes Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.

BlockbusterCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4206
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a pop up ad appears saying “Adblocker turned on.” like, what even is that? who turned on the adblocker? is it the creepers trying to sabotage your mining operation?

well, fear not, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky pop up ads. why? because we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at blocking ads. they’ll spit on any ad that dares to interrupt your gaming experience.

not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. this majestic creature lays diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling for your armor and tools.

oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between islands and avoid falling to your doom. it’s like a real-life parkour course, but with more explosions and less broken bones.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic, ad-free, diamond-filled, sky-high adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

SmithCraft {Anarchy} {No Anticheat} {No Lag}

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	155	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

play.smithcraft.ccWelcome to our SmithCraft!Dive into a world where chaos reigns and creativity knows no bounds. In our unique twist on the classic anarchy server experience, we’ve implemented a spawn protected area. Say goodbye to the days of senseless spawn camping and the frustrating struggle to escape spawn zones. Here, you’ll have a chance to gather your bearings, plan your next move, and embark on your journey into the wilds of Minecraft without unnecessary interference.

Our server embraces the true spirit of anarchy: there are no rules, no limits, and no boundaries to what you can achieve. Build sprawling cities, unearth hidden treasures, or engage in epic battles—it’s all up to you. The world is your canvas, waiting for you to leave your mark.

Whether you’re a lone wolf explorer, a cunning strategist, or a master builder, our server provides the perfect playground for your Minecraft adventures. Join a vibrant community of like-minded players who thrive in the unpredictable and exhilarating environment that only an anarchy server can offer.

Forge alliances, forge rivalries, and forge your own path in a world where every decision shapes your fate. Are you ready to embrace the chaos and carve out your place in Minecraft history? Join us today and let your creativity run wild on our Anarchy Minecraft Server!

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CraftyLayMinecraft Server

adult relationships, attraction, Casual Sex, CraftyLayMinecraft, DATING, final challenge, get laid, hookup, Intimacy, love, one night stand, passionate encounter, physical connection, relationships, romance, seduction, Server, sexual chemistry, sexual desire, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, sexual tension

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is the only place where you can find a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, gold, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles against other players, where the winner gets a real-life date with a Minecraft celebrity! That’s right, your final challenge is to get laid… in Minecraft. So sharpen your swords, brew your potions, and get ready to fight for love (or at least a virtual date)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Animals Bred:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we have a strict no jerk policy! We even have a special dungeon just for players who can’t follow the rules – it’s called the “Jerk Jail” and it’s filled with nothing but pink sheep and endless loops of Justin Bieber songs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them isn’t for unlimited dirt blocks, because that’s just boring.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Cow, a mythical creature that produces bacon instead of milk. Legend has it that whoever captures the Bacon Cow will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, no jerks allowed.

NoAlcoholCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	1918	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of waking up in a creeper-infested forest with a hangover and no memory of how you got there? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those drunken nights of building wonky structures and falling into lava pits. Our server is 100% alcohol-free, so you can focus on crafting epic creations without any liquid courage (or liquid stupidity) getting in the way. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself quit drinking and joined our server to work on his redstone skills. So if you want to build like a pro and avoid waking up in embarrassing situations, come join us!

SunHoleAwakensCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2717
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

yo, so like, dis server be lit af cuz we got black holes poppin’ off like fireworks, ya feel me? Astronomers be goin’ cray cray over dis shiz, sayin’ it be wakin’ up outta nowhere like it had a wild night out with the sun or somethin’.

join dis server if you wanna witness some outta dis world shenanigans, like black holes throwin’ parties and messin’ with gravity like it’s a toy. ain’t no other server gonna give you dat kind of intergalactic drama, fam.

so come on over and be part of da cosmic chaos, where black holes be the life of da party and the sun be wishin’ it could keep up. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a star who can’t handle the heat. #blackholeparty #sunwho?