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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8032 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can, like, explore a world where every block is a different letter of the alphabet. yea, i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more! each block makes a different sound when you break it, like, whoosh or bloop or even meow.
but, like, that’s not all. there’s also a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. and if you can tame it, you can ride it into battle against evil zombie villagers.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at the top of the tallest mountain? yea, good luck finding it though, cuz it’s guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then, like, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!
