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Pass String City
join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes. -
Dragon’s Dorks Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated chaos!Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret underground kingdom ruled by zombie pigmen wearing top hats. Legend has it, they were offering enchanted armor in exchange for stacks of emerald blocks!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive ender dragon that wears sunglasses and blasts dubstep music as it flies around the world. And don’t even get me started on the creeper disco parties that happen every full moon!
So come on down to our server and experience the blocky madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!
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CreeperCancucks – Where even creepers can’t stop us from winning!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!Join us and witness the craziest battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Our players are so skilled, they make the cancucks look like amateurs. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players dominate the competition.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and rare items! Rumor has it that one lucky player found a enchanted diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. Will you be the next lucky winner?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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The New Gate 2: Electric Boogaloo
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a GIGANTIC dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a duel. But don’t worry, because on this server, you have the power to FLY and defeat any mythical creature that comes your way.
Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with TREASURE beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because the base is guarded by a pack of ZOMBIE PIGMEN who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine building your very own CASTLE made entirely out of RAINBOW blocks. Yes, you heard that right. Your castle will be the envy of all your friends on the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Putin’s Craft: Building Blocks and Bear Hugs
Welcome to our Minecraft server where Putin himself is a player! Yes, you heard that right. He’s taking a break from running Russia to mine diamonds and build epic structures in our virtual world. Join now to witness Putin riding a pig into battle against creepers and zombies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a dancing chicken disco party every Friday night. Get your groove on with our feathered friends and show off your best dance moves.
So why would Putin do this? Because our server is the craziest, most fun place to play Minecraft. Join now and see for yourself!
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CraftyArknights – Building Towers and Battling Creeps!
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for a LOLZY time filled with INSANE stories and OUTRAGEOUS reasons to keep coming back for more.Imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling a dragon made of diamonds. That’s just a taste of what awaits you on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive GLOBAL/JP/KR CONTENT that will blow your mind. From 6* Sniper Fiammetta to 5* Medic Whisperain, you’ll never run out of new characters to discover.
And if that’s not enough, our CN CONTENT will leave you speechless. With 6* Defender Penance and 5* Guard Akafuyu, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for domination.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this EPIC journey and experience the ULTIMATE Minecraft adventure. Don’t miss out on the fun – log in now and let the madness begin!
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Crafty Creepers: Where Everyone is a Blockhead Except the Creepers
Welcome to our InsaneCraft server, where we embrace all genders, even the 500+ ones that didn’t exist before 2020! Join us if you want to escape the madness of real life, where 6-foot dudes dressed as women lurk in the women’s restroom. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a blocky warrior or a pixelated princess. We don’t discriminate based on gender, we just want everyone to have a good time building, exploring, and laughing at the absurdity of it all. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on InsaneCraft, anything goes!