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F*ck This Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Void Armor Forged:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

> Tranny Trooper Minecraft SMP Reporting For Duty, SIR…

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

🤣 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the craziest, most chaotic SMP out there? Well, buckle up because we’ve got Tranny Troopers reporting for duty! That’s right, we run this server like a military operation, but with a twist – we’re all about spreading laughter and chaos!

Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

AI chatbot tragedy, Artificial Intelligence, battle, blocky, cyber relationships, digital love, Last Incel Standing, Loneliness Epidemic, love AI chatbot, mental health awareness, mental health struggles, Minecraft, modern romance, online relationships, Royale.., Server, social isolation, technology addiction, technology impact, teenage boy suicide, telegraph news, toilet seat up, Tragic Love Story., tragic news story., virtual companionship

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where leaving the toilet seat up is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is so wild and crazy, we don’t have time for trivial things like putting the seat down.

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!

The Class of ’09 Minecraft SMP General

Anime, Class, Class of ’09, Class of ’09 discussion, Class of ’09 gameplay, Class of ’09 General, Class of ’09 merchandise, Class of ’09 soundtrack, Class of ’09 thread, Class of ’09: The Flip Side, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, Class of 09′ The Anime, general, merch, Minecraft, Pirate, question of the thread, salvation, smp, Steam, Yurifaggotry

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1987	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Yurifaggotry is the only way to salvation! Don’t worry about buying games, just pirate them like a true rebel. Our Class of ’09 server is where all the cool kids hang out, with games like Class of ’09, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, and Class of ’09: The Flip Side. But wait, there’s more! We even have an anime adaptation, Class of ’09: The Anime, for all you weebs out there.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.

Day Of Destiny | Season 1 Minecraft server

balanced whales, city building, Competition, crafts mechanics, Day Of Destiny, Development, discord community, economically-thought-out donation, Event, friendly players, Hostile players, Minecraft, player relationships, pleasant pastime, Premium, Rewards, season 1, Server, trade relations, Urban planning

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!

There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!

There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!

135.181.126.174:25875

Crafty Monsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5485	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?

4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	177
Emeralds Found:	6967	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Cougar Craze Minecraft Server

cougar, CRAZE, DATING, dating older women, finding a girlfriend, finding love, Girlfriend, love advice, mature dating, mature relationships, Minecraft, older woman, older women dating, older women looking for love, older women seeking younger men, online dating, r9k, r9k dating, relationship advice, relationships, seeking older women, Server, where to find older women

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	5394
Farms Harvested:	914	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Animals Bred:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	4412
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature where older women magically appear and become your in-game girlfriends. Who needs Tinder when you have our server? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate today! And yes, they can definitely be found on r9k – just watch out for any creepy Pepe memes lurking around.

Screen Time SMP – The Minecraft Madness

cognitive decline, digital age, Digital Detox, digital distractions, excessive screen time, information overload, internet addiction, internet usage, madness, mental health, Minecraft, online behavior, online habits, online influence, psychological effects, Screen, screen addiction, screen time effects, screentime, smp, social media influence, technology addiction, technology impact, technology impact on brain, Time

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5641	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	246	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!

What is the IP for OmzBlox Minecraft Server?

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7587	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

OmzBlox is a talented and well-known content creator in the Roblox community. With a passion for creating fun and engaging games, OmzBlox has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. Known for their creativity and innovation, OmzBlox continues to impress fans with their unique game creations and engaging content. With a growing fanbase, OmzBlox is sure to remain a prominent figure in the Roblox community for years to come.