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Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Crops Grown:	2000
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Buildings Constructed:	50
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	6621	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Brain Boosting Mini Games

Attention, Blood flow, BOOSTING, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain health, children, cognitive functions, concentration, Decision making, elbow circles, Exercises, games, Memory, mental focus, Mini, motor skills, neurology, physical activity, prefrontal cortex, rubbing hands, simple exercises, single-leg balance

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Villages Defended:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Meteorites Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34

come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bleach, BLOCK, day off, Fighting, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Minecraft, Orihime Inoue, Quincy, Relaxation, Renji Abarai, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Uryu Ishida, Zanpakuto

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	8371
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	363462
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Potions Brewed:	176
Alien Abductions:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

DoggoDilemmaCraft

abandoned dog, animal rights, animal welfare, dog ownership, dog ownership dispute, dog rehoming, dog rescue, DoggoDilemmaCraft, ethical dilemma, golden retriever, neighbor dispute, pet abandonment, pet abandonment laws, pet adoption, pet care, pet custody, Pet loyalty, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet rehoming, responsible pet ownership

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Votes:	5238
Towns Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedFlagGirlMC SMP

biggest red flags, Controlling, DATING, dishonesty, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of communication, Manipulation, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a woman, RedFlagGirlMC, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!