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CartMC

CartMC, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Towns Built:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1989	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crops Grown:	8082	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

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play.cartmc.xyz

DefinitelyNotDodgy Semi-Vanilla SMP! LGBTQ+ friendly, Hermitcraft vibes!

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray, collaboration, Community, Custom modpacks, DefinitelyNotDodgy, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Space, VIBES, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9800	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Apply here:	~https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7~
INFORMATION	TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.
SEASONS	Season 12 will be coming on the 2nd of August! Hosted on the latest version, 1.21, more information will be revealed as the date gets closer.
Times for Season 12	6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm EDT
Why should you join us?	Servers hosted in North America Discord to Minecraft chat Simple Voice Chat integration Suggestion forums, available to all members Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support Diamond economy, no shop plugins Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback Organized Dragon Fights and various other events 350 server members, and 550 members in total We also have a Pokemon channel :3
MINI SEASONS	To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June;
DISCORD	Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing.
Images of spawn from previous seasons:	~https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n~

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?
To apply, visit the provided Discord link and read through #waitlist-form. Then, open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.
When is Season 12 starting?
Season 12 is set to start on the 2nd of August. Make sure to join the server to stay updated on any new information as the date approaches.
What are some reasons to join TotallyNotSuspicious?
From North American servers to organized events and a friendly community, there are plenty of reasons to join the server. Check out the full list of benefits under the “Why should you join us?” section above.
Are there any mini seasons on the server?
Yes, the server hosts custom modded mini seasons to bridge the main seasons. These mini seasons can last around a month and offer unique gameplay experiences.

CriminalBreath Minecraft Server

alternative sentencing, Crime Prevention, crime reduction, criminal behavior, criminal consequences, criminal deterrence, criminal justice, criminal punishment, criminal rehabilitation, CriminalBreath, Deterrence, incarceration, jeet tank, justice system, law enforcement, Minecraft, prison reform, punishment, Rehabilitation, Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2678
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and watch as all the troublemakers are thrown into the jeet tank, where they’ll be forced to breathe in the fumes until they repent for their crimes. Crime rates will plummet faster than a creeper exploding in your face! So come join us and witness the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew justice could be so entertaining?

Minecraft SMP: CraftyCraicMaster” “More like this? Minecraft SMP: BlockyBanterBoss

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream base on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to dance to disco music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who poops out diamonds every time you tell a bad joke. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SurgeryCraft: Family Drama Edition

aita, boyfriend surgery, cousin surgery, Drama, Edition, extended family, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, keeping secrets, quiet couple, reserved couple, SurgeryCraft, toxic family

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mom’s side of the family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your boyfriend has a brain tumor while your cousin is battling cancer.

With our server, you’ll experience the thrill of keeping secrets from your family members, just like the time you didn’t tell them about your boyfriend’s health scare. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and immerse yourself in a world of family drama and hidden truths?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be the center of attention, just like when your aunt got upset for not sharing your boyfriend’s situation. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, just like navigating through your family’s dramatic moments. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your aunt’s tolerance for surprises)!

ToothlessTales Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dimension Hops:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a dental nightmare come to life!

Join us for a wild ride where every tooth in your head will be on the edge of its seat. From epic battles with tooth fairies to dental floss lassos for PvP, this server will have you grinning from ear to ear (or what’s left of them).

So come sink your teeth into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring some extra toothpaste, because things are about to get cavity-inducingly intense!

BlockyBabes

BlockyBabes, Femininity, gender bias, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, gender transition, Masculinity, societal expectations

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to a Minecraft server where men can experience life as a woman and discover all the things they might dislike about it! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the struggles of finding the perfect outfit, dealing with creepy DMs from random players, and constantly being asked to join a “girl gamer” group. But fear not, because on this server, you can also experience the joys of sisterhood, mastering the art of multitasking, and finally understanding the true power of the side-eye. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where men are women and the drama is real!

RigRaiders Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, downed, drone, hezbollah, Incident, intelligence, interception, Israeli Navy, Maritime, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, offshore gas rig, RigRaiders, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happening than a Hezbollah drone getting taken down by the Israeli Navy! It’s like a wild ride of chaos and fun, man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers and building your own floating gas rig in the sky! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft, right? So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

RocketRaidersMC

BARRAGE, border, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, emergency response, Injuries, Israel, Majdal Shams, MDA reports, MIDDLE EAST, News, north, rocket fire, RocketRaidersMC, Rockets, Syria, Updates, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ores Mined:	9915	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rocket fire you’ll experience is launching yourself into the sky with a TNT cannon! we guarantee eleven times the fun as you battle it out in the Majdal Shams area, dodging barrages of creepers and zombies. the MDA (Minecraft Defense Army) reports that the only wounds you’ll receive are from laughing too hard at our hilarious mods and crazy mini-games. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Legs4DaysCraft

anatomy, Biological, bipedal, body parts, comparative anatomy, evolutionary biology, human average, human body, interesting facts, Legs, legs count, Legs4DaysCraft, LIMBS, Mobility, more legs, Oddities, physical characteristics, statistics, two legs, unique traits, Walking

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6552	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1273	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

hey u, ya u with 2 legs, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat dance the cha cha slide. not only dat, but our creepers tell knock knock jokes and our zombies do the macarena.

if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft champion and all the other players will bow down to u like u the king of the block. u will find diamonds in every block u mine and never have to worry about running out of food cuz our chickens lay golden eggs.

but wait, there’s more! our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and will give u super cool missions to complete. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano and underwater cave. it’s lit, fam.

so what u waitin for? join now and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server of all time. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u had a good laugh, right?