But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.
So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.
So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!
On our server, you can enjoy your alone time without any interruptions from needy partners. Build a fortress of solitude and relax in peace, knowing that no one will be stressing out about not being with you 24/7.
Don’t worry about comforting anyone or dealing with their attitude, just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring the endless possibilities of our server. So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in this world, you’re the one in control!
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP tournaments every weekend. The winner gets a pet creeper, bro. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal races we do every Tuesday. It’s like Mario Kart but with ghasts shooting fireballs at you.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, we have this hidden treasure hunt where you can find rare loot like a sword that shoots lightning or a pickaxe that mines diamonds automatically. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, bro.
So, if you’re looking for the ultimate way to relax and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join our server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
Our server is perfect for those who have gone through the rollercoaster of emotions that come with pregnancy and are looking for a place to escape and have fun. We offer a safe space for players to share their experiences and bond over their shared journey.
Plus, if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our “SSRIs for Survival” program, where we provide proactive mental health support for those who need it. And don’t worry about your husband throwing a tantrum – we’ve got plenty of couches for him to sleep on while you enjoy the game!
So come on down to our server and experience the joy of being one and done, without any judgment or pressure to conform to societal expectations. Who needs multiples when you can have a whole community of supportive players by your side? Join us now and let’s game on!
Join us for a chance to build your own fortress and keep out unwanted guests like that pesky boyfriend who just won’t take a hint.
Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret passages, perfect for when you need to escape real-life drama.
And remember, on our server, you’re always the boss of your own domain – no unwanted visitors allowed! So come on in and start building your own sanctuary away from annoying roommates and their boyfriends. It’s time to take back your alone time in style!
Join us if you’re tired of your virtual spouse constantly wanting to do activities together like cooking, watching movies, or working out. On our server, you can enjoy all the banter and laughs with your fellow players, but also have the freedom to wander off and do your own thing without feeling guilty.
We have special quests where you can pretend to pay bills, study, or do the dishes virtually, so you can experience the stress and anxiety without any real-life consequences. Plus, our therapist NPCs are always on hand to help you navigate your virtual relationships and explain to your virtual spouse that it’s not their fault you need alone time.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where introverts reign supreme and recharge time is a must! Remember, it’s not you, it’s just your need for virtual solitude.
Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! And if that’s not enough, how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing creepers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to a game of Minecraft chess! And if you win, you get to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret)!
Join us as we embark on epic quests like the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against mirror monsters and twisted reflections of yourself. Or hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where you’ll have to wear a silly mask to ride the train (trust us, it’s worth it).
But the real highlight of this SMP is the upcoming event, Chapter 6.5 – Murder on the WARP Express. Who killed Ishmael? Was it the E.G.O or the MultiCrack Office Fixer Heathcliff? Only by joining our server will you uncover the truth and maybe even win a Wild Hunt Heathcliff as a reward!
Don’t miss out on the insanity and join now! Just be prepared for unexpected twists, outrageous shenanigans, and maybe even a few spoilers from Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. See you in the chaos!
But that’s not all – we also have virtual baby naming ceremonies, where players can vote on the best baby name and see it come to life in the game! Will it be Queenie or Sienna? Only time (and the popular vote) will tell.
So come join us for some family drama, baby name battles, and a whole lot of Minecraft fun! Who knew naming a baby could be so entertaining?
we got aliens chillin in the ender world, creepers throwing parties in the nether, and herobrine causing chaos in the overworld.
join now for a chance to ride a Boeing Starliner to the moon and back, battle space zombies on Mars, and build the most insane bases in the galaxy. this server is outta this world, literally! don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this intergalactic party started! 🚀🌌👽
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Anarchy without hacks | Map started in 2019 and has never been reset, unmoderated chat |
| Unique Features | Phantoms can be turned off, regular build contests, no pay to win |
| Connected Servers | PvP, lobby, skyblock, and prison server for banned players |
| Bedrock Compatibility | Server is compatible with Bedrock edition |
Phantoms can be turned off by going to spawn and mining the lavacasts.
Cheating will result in a permaban, but other than that, there are no strict rules.
No, there is no pay to win on the server.
Banned players have an opportunity to be unbanned by mining 100k cobble with a wooden pickaxe in the prison server.
No, the chat is unmoderated and players are not banned for anything they say in the chat.
Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible so you can join from Bedrock edition.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. Want to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Done. How about taming a dragon and using it to fly around the server and terrorize your enemies? Easy peasy.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies let loose and show off their killer dance moves? Just be sure to bring your enchanted diamond disco ball for maximum party vibes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! BEEP BOOP HAVE ELECTION OPINION awaits you!
We promise outrageous drama like a fiance who thinks you’re drunk when you’re not, and a six-year-old who’s the best cuddle buddy after a heated argument. Who needs a dad when you’ve got a Minecraft server full of fun and excitement?
So come on over and join us for a party that’s crazier than a tipsy mom trying to prove she’s in control. You won’t regret it!
