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PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Items Found:	6183
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	4567
Falling into the Void:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1563

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crops Grown:	1313	Animals Bred:	101
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Enchantments Applied:	53
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimension Hops:	13

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4373	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

bedrock, Bosses, crops, Cultivate, Events, Farmer, Farming, Fight, hype, ISLAND, java, Join, Koth, Mining, Network, Payouts, Powerful, PvE, PvP, real-world money, Release, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Upgrade

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Buildings Constructed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2776	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	55
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!

SisCraft: No Favors for Little Sis

book series, dad, Disappointed, early copies, Favor, Favors, Girlfriend, Happy, Industry, MONEY, Promise, published, publishing company, Request, Risk, Sis, SisCraft, sister, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unethical, Volumes

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a 28-volume book series? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring 26 amazing worlds, with 2 more on the way!

Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!

RejectCraft SMP – No Hard Feelings

10. kindness, 11. sensitivity, 12. boundaries, 13. assertiveness, 14. compassion, 15. self-esteem, 16. rejection advice, 17. handling rejection, 18. rejection etiquette, 19. rejection tips, 2. dating, 20. rejection without hurting feelings., 3. relationships, 4. communication, 5. honesty, 6. tactful rejection, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. self-respect, 9. empathy, feelings, HARD, RejectCraft, rejection, smp

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	202
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other – we have a strict “no serious business” policy.

Join us for wacky adventures, insane builds, and a community that will leave you in stitches. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (spoiler alert: it only grants wishes for more diamonds).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time, come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank involving exploding sheep or a surprise visit from our resident prankster, the mischievous Enderman named Steve. Trust us, you won’t regret it!