Aloha Minecraft Servers

Aloha Minecraft Servers

  • LeiCraft: State Welcome Gifts

    LeiCraft: State Welcome Gifts
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 7106
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Villages Defended: 17 Secret Passages Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every new player is greeted with a virtual lei made out of pixelated flowers! But that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll experience here.

    In this server, every state in the U.S. has its own unique welcome gift for visitors. When you spawn in Texas, you’ll be handed a cowboy hat and a pair of spurs to help you wrangle those pesky creepers. In New York, you’ll get a slice of pizza and a metro card to navigate the bustling city streets. And in Florida, well, let’s just say you might want to watch out for those alligators!

    But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo in Wyoming and the Great Diamond Hunt in California. So come join us and experience the wacky world of our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty LOLz: Greetings!

    Crafty LOLz: Greetings!
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 2294
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 27 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Towns Built: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you have to trade with the pig overlords for your precious resources. But be careful, they have a tendency to be a bit…piggish with their prices.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers, it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss, the Chicken King. Rumor has it he’s been hoarding all the golden apples in the land and it’s up to you to defeat him and claim your rightful loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

    CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 8700
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Votes: 6432 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBusterBlues

    BlockBusterBlues
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 5195
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MicroCraftMedicine

    MicroCraftMedicine
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 6822
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

    Mystical Minds Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 2785
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

    Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 5007
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 202 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Dimension Hops: 13
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 1129
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Towns Built: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Meteorites Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 9128
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5983 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 2563
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyHeartbreak

    BlockyHeartbreak
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 1902
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Mines Excavated: 1802 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

    QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 1192
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

    but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

    oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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