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AlmostNamedMC Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players? They once turned the entire spawn area into a giant trampoline just for laughs!

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on the server where the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Void Armor Forged:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	4873	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Magic Items Found:	7120
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals

SMP_QuitTheBS – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	327695
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mines Excavated:	1644	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9659	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!

2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.

4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!

GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!

PixelFamily Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

PremierePanicMC

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Emeralds Found:	2003
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Towns Built:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Villages Defended:	14
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Votes:	7162
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8333
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchantments Applied:	237	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!