AlmostNamedMC Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players? They once turned the entire spawn area into a giant trampoline just for laughs!

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on the server where the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

MineAfterDark – Minecraft server

adult content, Adult Roleplaying, erotic roleplaying, erp, fantasy roleplay, Hefty Edition, mature content, MineAfterDark, Minecraft, online roleplaying, Roleplay adventure, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay fantasy, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay Plot, Roleplay Setting, Roleplay Story, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, Server, Thread

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Dragon Eggs Found:	729	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join our Erotic Roleplaying ThreadHefty Edition for a wild and raunchy adventure like no other.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of sexy villagers approach you, offering to trade their “special” goods in exchange for your precious resources. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with naughty mobs just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a reputation for being quite the seducer. Will you be able to resist its charm and defeat it, or will you succumb to its powers and become its loyal servant?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t soon forget. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – things are about to get spicy!

Kid2Adult Minecraft Server

Adulthood, appreciation, CHANGE, Childhood, Development, enjoyment, experiences, growing up, hindsight, Kid2Adult, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, Server, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Remember those boring family gatherings where you were forced to sit at the kids’ table and pretend to enjoy your gross food? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, you can relive those traumatic memories in the most epic way possible! Build your own kids’ table out of diamond blocks and force all the other players to sit there while you feast on the finest virtual cuisine.

But that’s not all! Remember how your parents never let you stay up past 8 pm? Well, on our server, the party never stops! Stay up all night mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and causing chaos with your fellow players. Who needs sleep when you have a virtual world to conquer?

And let’s not forget about those cringeworthy school dances where you were too afraid to ask your crush to slow dance. On our server, you can finally make your move! Build the most romantic pixelated dance floor, invite your crush to join you, and sweep them off their virtual feet. Who needs real-life rejection when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the things that sucked as a kid, but are fucking awesome as an adult!

SicklyDeliciousCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of deliciousness and danger! Join us if you dare to feast on the forbidden fruit of Minecraft – the infamous Poison Potato! Sure, it tastes good going down, but just wait until you see what happens next! Will you survive the stomach-churning adventure or will you be left clutching your virtual toilet bowl in regret? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the culinary chaos begin!

CraftyAssassins

#classified information, Assassination, Conspiracy, CraftyAssassins, foreign threat, Government, intel, investigation, Iranian plot, law enforcement, national security, presidential security, Protection, secret service, SECURITY, security measures, security protocol, Shooting, Terrorism, threat, trump

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Secret Service is getting involved. they heard about this crazy plot from Iran to take out Trump, but don’t worry, it’s all good here. come join us and you’ll be safer than the President himself. plus, we have like, secret agents running around making sure everything is cool. who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense? come join us and be part of the action!

EggcellentAbortionsMC

abortion, bioethics, controversial topics, EggcellentAbortionsMC, eggs, Ethics, fertility, human anatomy, humans, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, Incubation, moral dilemmas, Procreation, Reproduction, reproductive biology, reproductive technology, science fiction, speculative biology, speculative evolution

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	198	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchantments Applied:	247
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Items Found:	3926
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

so, like, this server is like a magical land where chickens lay diamonds instead of eggs and pigs fly around with jetpacks. like, seriously, you can ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. and the best part? if you build a giant statue of a potato, you get unlimited diamonds for life. also, the chat is just a bunch of chickens clucking at each other. it’s like a party in a chicken coop, man. so come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. it’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.

OrgasmicRescueMC

emotional connection, enhance masculinity, female orgasm, Female Pleasure, Gender Roles, hormone levels, Intimacy, low testosterone, Masculinity, natural testosterone levels, OrgasmicRescueMC, partner’s orgasm, perceived masculinity, physical intimacy, relationship dynamics, rescue masculinity, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, study findings

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2371	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Farms Harvested:	779	Potions Brewed:	34
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9257	Emeralds Found:	1280
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where your masculinity can be SAVED by your female partner’s ORGASM? That’s right, folks! Our server is so lit that even low testosterone levels can’t hold you back when your girl is feeling the vibes.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and suddenly BAM! Your girl has an orgasm and BOOM! You’re feeling like the manliest man in all of Minecraft. It’s like a power-up that you never knew you needed, but trust us, you won’t be able to play without it once you experience the magic.

So come on down to our server and let your lady’s pleasure be your ultimate weapon against low T levels. Who knew that Minecraft could be so empowering, am I right? Join now and let the orgasms flow!

Revolution SMP: Where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream flavor!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Farms Harvested:	656
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Revolution SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/%d0%b4%d0%b0%d0%b0/">Minecraft Server</a>

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Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into the world of Revolution SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

Features:

✨ Custom Enchants: Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.
🛡️ Grief Prevention: Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.
🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win: Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.
💼 Jobs: Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.
🏪 Player Shops: Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.
🗺️ Quests: Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.
🔧 And A Lot More: Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.

Why Choose Us?

Community Focused: Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.
Friendly Environment: Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.
Constant Updates: Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.
Balanced Economy: Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.
24/7 Uptime: Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.

How To Join – Java Edition! (Computer/PC)

Steps to Follow: Launch Minecraft | Click “Multiplayer” | Click “Add Server” | Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com | Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition! (Mobile/Console)

Steps to Follow: In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab | Click “Add Friend” | Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive) | Click “Add Friend” | After a few seconds, you will see Revolutions SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, with endless possibilities and surprises around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

FacepalmCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone’s face looks normal? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone’s face is completely messed up! From giant noses to eyeballs on their foreheads, you’ll never know what to expect when you log on.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and the title of Chicken Slayer.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the depths of the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your face twisted into unimaginable shapes along the way!

BakeCraft Minecraft Server

20-30, aunt, baby shower cake, Bakecraft, baking, baking set, baking tools, baking utensils, Borrow, brand, BROKE, brushes, Cake, Dishwasher, Minecraft, Replace, Server, spatulas, Tell, thrown away, utensils, WIBTA, wooden handles

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Potions Brewed:	61
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of baking utensils and the drama they can bring! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests to retrieve lost spatulas and brushes, all while battling against the evil Aunt who thinks wooden handles are the enemy.

Embark on a journey to reclaim your precious baking tools, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of why some utensils just can’t handle the heat. Will you be the hero who saves the day and bakes the ultimate baby shower cake, or will you succumb to the treacherous Aunt’s kitchen antics?

Join us now and experience the thrill of baking utensil drama like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and delicious at the same time?

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