almost disaster – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CloseCallMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever had a creeper explode right behind you in Minecraft, sending you flying into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles, and hilarious mishaps that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs a boring old close call in real life when you can experience the thrill of almost losing all your diamonds in a daring mining expedition? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

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SisterInLawBanished

bath time, Boundaries, child rearing, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, disagreement, family, family dynamics, Family Values, Fatherhood, misunderstanding, Niece, parenting, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, personal space, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, SisterInLawBanished

Join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have the most INSANE adventures waiting for you! Build your own world, battle crazy monsters, and uncover hidden treasures!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. It was wild, man!

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually aliens in disguise. They had to team up with the villagers to fight off an invasion of evil space cows. It was udderly ridiculous!

So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next! Plus, our community is filled with the coolest players who will have you laughing till your diamond armor falls off. Don’t miss out, join now!

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CraftyWorldLeader

clash, CraftyWorldLeader, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, EU, european union, foreign policy, free world, global affairs, international relations, leadership, new leader, Politics, top diplomat, transatlantic relations., trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, Zelensky

so, liek, u know how the world is all cray cray right now? well, our minecraft server is the answer to all ur problems! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. u wanna build a house made out of diamonds? we got u covered.

our server is so lit that even the EU top diplomat is like “yo, we need a new leader and it should be whoever runs this minecraft server.” true story bro. trump and zelensky even had a clash over who gets to join first.

join us now and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this craziness. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do this!

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Short StoryCraft

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Hey yo, u wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server? Well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis epicness.

So like, on dis server, u can ride on GIANT chickens and fly around like a boss. And guess what? The chickens lay diamond eggs, so u can be ballin’ with dem diamonds, ya feel me?

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark creepers as DJs. They drop sick beats while u boogie down with your pixelated pals.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a magical portal that takes u to a land full of rainbow unicorns? Yeah, they give u infinite cake and cookies. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with unicorns.

So come join us at xxx.LolzyServer.xxx and let’s get this party started!

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Pixel Traffic Control: Big Data Edition

#sustainability, adaptive traffic signals, big, big data, carbon footprint, China, city planning, CO2 emissions, Congestion, control, data, data analysis, Edition, emissions reduction, environmental impact, peak-hour travel times, PIXEL, pollution reduction, smart cities, Sustainable development, Technology, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic management, Transportation, Urban planning

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got adaptive traffic signals powered by big data?! We be reducin’ peak-hour travel times by 11% in China’s 100 most congested cities, savin’ a whopping 31.73 million tonnes of CO₂ annually! Can you believe it?! Join now and help us save da planet, one block at a time! Plus, we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! It’s a party up in here, so come on and join da fun! Let’s build, mine, and save da world together!

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Only vanilla survival server minecraft

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The description of the server server “only vanilla survival” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Mystic Booger Realm 1.21

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Join our Minecraft server because we have pigs that smell like bacon, but not just any bacon, like the fancy artisanal bacon that costs a million dollars a slice. And the creepers? Oh boy, they smell like freshly baked cookies straight out of the oven. It’s like a scratch and sniff adventure every time you play. Plus, our zombies smell like lavender and our cows smell like Chanel No. 5. You’ll never want to leave once you get a whiff of this crazy server!

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MineCraftMIA: ParentingProbs

absentee father, child custody, child support, co parenting, custody battle, ex-partner, family drama, family dynamics, financial struggles, independent living, Job Search, kinship care, legal issues, medical injury, MineCraftMIA, parenting, parenting plan, ParentingProbs, restraining order, SSDI, SSI, visitation rights

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story that will make you want to join us right away!

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a brave warrior (who may or may not have torn all his lower left back tendons) embarked on a journey to defeat the mislabeled packages of evil! With the strength of ten thousand stab wounds in his left leg, he fought against the forces of darkness to save his child from the clutches of his evil ex and her parents.

But fear not, for our hero emerged victorious, with his sister by his side and a Minecraft server to call home. Join us now and be a part of this epic tale, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory alongside the most resilient warrior of them all!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just remember, no more than 10lbs of weightlifting allowed – we don’t want any more torn tendons on our hands!

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BlockCraftRevolt2020

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Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and ready to take matters into your own hands? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and help lead the charge to impeach the Trump administration…in a virtual world, of course. Build your own White House replica and hold mock hearings with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some scandalous secrets hidden in the pixelated walls. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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ZelenskysWorld: Thanks4Support

appreciation, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, Europe, foreign policy, Gratitude, international relations, nato, Politics, president, russia, social media, Thanks4Support, trump, tweet, Ukraine, united states, Vance, world leader, Zelensky, ZelenskysWorld

so like, u know how zelensky was all up in arms with trump and vance, right? well now he’s like, super chill and thanking all the pro-ukraine world leaders on twitter! it’s like a virtual love fest, man. u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got all the world leaders hanging out, building stuff and fighting off creepers together. it’s like a political peace summit but with pickaxes and diamond armor. plus, zelensky might even drop by to thank u personally for joining. who knows, maybe trump and vance will show up too and we can all have a big group hug. come join the fun, it’s gonna be epic!

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Cosmic Nexus Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Cosmic, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Nexus, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Realm, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Why? Because we got characters like Lia, Nasa, Iori, Uruka, Michiru, Maemi, Pippa, Lumi, and more! They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but with way more sass and style.

These peeps are gonna take you on a journey through the craziest builds and adventures you’ve ever seen. Imagine fighting dragons with Dizzy, exploring underwater temples with Jelly, or even building a castle with Ember. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

And don’t even get me started on the drama and shenanigans that go down in this server. From epic battles to hilarious pranks, you’ll never have a dull moment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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