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Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition

@irene, #Bassline, #Swire, Absinthe, AK EN Database, akg, Almond, arknights, Ashlock, Bagpipe, Battles, Blacknight, blocky, Blue Poison, caster, Edition, Fang, Firewhistle, Global, guard, Harmonie, Ho’olheyak, ines, Joint Action, jp, Kal’tsit, Kazemaru, Kirara, KR, Lessing, logos, lumen, Lunacub, medic, Meteor skin, Mlynar, Mudrock, Muelsyse, PHONOR-0, Proviso, Qiubai, Quercus, redeem codes, Reed, Resources, Roberta, Santalla, Savage Skin, SilverAsh, Skadi, sniper, supporter, tequila, texas, thorns, typhon, vanguard, Virtuosa, Viviana, Windflit, Wis’adel

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Caster Ho’olheyak, 6* Medic Kal’tsit, and 5* Sniper Lunacub – they’re ready to party with you!

But wait, there’s more! How about Zwïllïngstürme im Herbst – 6* Guard Lessing making a grand entrance on our server? It’s like a Minecraft party you’ve never experienced before! And don’t forget about the Ambience Synesthesia event featuring SilverAsh, Ho’olheyak, and Swire The Elegant Wit – they’re here to spice up your Minecraft adventure!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about 6* Sniper Typhon, 6* Guard Qiubai, 6* Medic Kal’tsit, and more joining forces for a Joint Action event? It’s going to be a Minecraft showdown like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s going to be a Minecraft party you’ll never forget!

CraftyArk – Where Minecraft meets Arknights! LOL

@irene, #Bassline, #Swire, Absinthe, akg, Almond, Amiya, arknights, Ashlock, Bagpipe, Blacknight, Blue Poison, caster, Civilight Eterna, CraftyArk, database, Fang The Fire-Sharpened, Firewhistle, Global, guard, Harmonie, Ho’olheyak, ines, jp, Kal’tsit, Kazemaru, Kirara, KR, Lessing, logos, lol, lumen, Lunacub, medic, meets, Meteor skin, Minecraft, Mlynar, Mudrock, Muelsyse, PHONOR-0, Proviso, Qiubai, Quercus, redeem codes, Reed, Reed The Flame Shadow, Resources, Roberta, Santalla, Savage Skin, SilverAsh, Skadi, sniper, supporter, tequila, texas, thorns, typhon, vanguard, Virtuosa, Viviana, Windflit, Wis’adel

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Caster Ho’olheyak, 6* Medic Kal’tsit, and 5* Sniper Lunacub – but that’s not all! We’ve got Zwïllïngstürme im Herbst, a guard named Lessing, and even a support named Proviso. And let’s not forget about the Meteor skin – it’s out of this world!

But wait, there’s more! In our CN content, we’ve got Irene the guard, Santalla the caster, and Windflit the supporter. Plus, EP14: Absolved Will Be The Seekers is coming soon with a new Amiya Alt – it’s going to be epic!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter Muelsyse, Ines, Thorns, Skadi The Corrupting Heart, or Blue Poison along the way. And don’t forget to redeem those codes for some extra goodies – it’s a win-win situation! See you in the game, adventurer!

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, autism, BabyBumpCraft, brain damage, child abuse, consequences, CPS, dirty diapers, failure as a parent, family conflict, family drama, Hoarding, intervention, lazy eye, legal action, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, Police, Pregnancy, Server, Siblings, tantrums

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	29
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

NewMomNoGoZone

#venting, accommodations, Apology, baby, cluttered, contamination attack, family, fear of germs, germaphobe, Help, insensitive, LEAVING, maternity leave, messy house, misunderstanding, new mom, NewMomNoGoZone, refusing, selfish, sister, Thanksgiving

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BestDeciMinecraftSMP

best decision, BestDeciMinecraftSMP, career path, decision making process, education, fulfillment, future planning, goal-setting, Happiness, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal growth, positive outcomes, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-confidence, success

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	84893
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Votes:	2695	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#classified information, best kept secret, confidential information, confidential websites, covert online activities, CraftyCreeperz, exclusive online content, hidden gems, hidden online gems, hidden online world, hidden treasures, internet, internet secrets, online mysteries, secret online communities, secretive websites, top secret online, undercover online, undercover websites, undiscovered gems, unknown websites

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

cognitive distortion., Craft, inner critic, inner monologue, inner voice, introspection, mental health, monologue, negative thoughts, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-analysis, self-aware, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, Server, unreliable, unreliable narrator

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Farms Harvested:	116
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

Achievements, Adventures, air drop, Auctions, boss killing, Bosses, Casino, Chillcraft, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, hats, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Shops, Structures, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Farms Harvested:	474
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7019	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

– New crafts and enchantments;

– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

54.36.232.15:25583

Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

animal, animal characters, Animal Vtuber, Anthropomorphic, Babes, cross-species romance, Digital Content Creation, Digital Ethics, ethical concerns, FANTASY, Human, hybrid beings, interspecies relationships, Minecraft, online communities, role playing, Server, Social Interaction, Technology, virtual avatars, virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Towns Built:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

ammo charts, arena website, change list, Discord, eftg, Escape, escape from tarkov, general, grooming servers., Gun Builder Website, Killa edition, Minecraft, newfags, offline single player, Overswing calculator, patch notes, quest tracker, russian sneedware, smp, spt, Tarkov, tarkov needs, written guide

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4073
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

assets, BUILD, Church, Communication, concerns, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, generations, inherit, Inheritance, Legacy, memorial fund, parents, Properties, PropertyCraft, Religion, Siblings, Support, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Emeralds Found:	6881	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

Contentment, everyday happiness, Happiness, insignificant pleasures, joy, little happiness, little joys, little things, Minecraft, simple joys, simple pleasures, small comforts, small delights, small delights of life, small happiness, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, small things, smp, tiny delights, tiny joys, TinyJoy

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	4473	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	2632	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!