Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the responsible adult you are! Unlike some universities in Texas, we won’t hold your hand through every little thing. Need help with your FAFSA? Sorry, we’re not going to fill in the blanks for you like a screenshot-loving student. And if your ID is expired, tough luck – even if you’re a football recruit, we still need a valid ID!
But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.
So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you build and explore in the world of Minecraft, but you can also have a fin-tastic aquatic companion to keep you company. Just imagine the looks of envy from all the other players when they see you swimming around with your adorable shark wife by your side. Join now for a chance to experience the most jaw-some Minecraft server ever!
The owner of the “PLATINUM BedWars” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
🌟 Welcome to LevelUp MC, where survival gets an upgrade! 🚀 Join our cracked-friendly server and dive into the ultimate multiplayer experience.
Since our launch in September 2020, we’ve been on a mission to redefine survival gameplay. Enjoy a vanilla-esque feel with a twist of excitement thanks to our carefully curated plugins.
Discover thrilling features like:⚔️ Custom Enchants🏝️ Land Claiming▶️ Player Warps🐶 Companions👨💼 Jobs🐣 Upgradeable Spawners🌎 Resource Galaxy
Whether you’re a lone wolf, a team player, or a social butterfly, there’s endless adventure waiting for you on LevelUp MC. Join now and level up your Minecraft journey!
Join Emberwing and become part of a thriving community where the fun never stops. Whether you’re here to build, explore, or dominate, there’s a place for you in our world.
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss! Picture this: in the year 2024, every “white” person in NYC has transformed into either a Jewish or Slavic character. How did this happen, you ask? Well, legend has it that a mischievous Minecraft wizard cast a spell during a full moon, causing this hilarious transformation.
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where kosher pickles and borscht are the currency, and the only way to survive is by mastering the art of bagel-making and squat dancing. Build your own Matryoshka doll house, explore the bustling streets of Minecraft NYC filled with kosher delis and Slavic dance clubs.
So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of gefilte fish).
Are you tired of playing on servers where you can actually see what’s going on? Well, look no further because our server filters out all the blind people so you can finally have a clear view of the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us and never worry about accidentally teaming up with a blind player who can’t tell a creeper from a cow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of players who ride around on pigs wearing cowboy hats and lassoing unsuspecting players. Join them on their wild adventures as they steal diamonds and cause chaos wherever they go.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the players themselves!
SkyBlock Anarchy is a server that uses the Carpet Sky Additions mod, allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock. Each player gets a personal island randomly placed within a 25k radius around spawn. There are no rules or admins, and players can progress in the game by following their “Advancements” menu. Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks. The server also has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn. While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that only care about money and drama? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us and witness the epic battle between Sakana and the Phase members unfold before your very eyes. Who will come out on top? Who will betray who? The drama is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re watching a reality TV show!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most insane sponsorships you’ll ever see. We’re talking about Sakana’s money being thrown around like it’s confetti at a party. Who cares about personal bias when you can have a server that’s all about the drama and clout?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember, “I hate Phase. Praise me” is our motto, and we take it very seriously. Let the chaos begin!
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and gender identity crises? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Plus, we promise no judgment here – whether you’re a dude, a dudette, or a creeper in disguise. So come on in and leave the drama at the door – we’ve got diamonds to mine and zombies to slay!
