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AndroidCraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Dragon Eggs Found:	520
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join Sara, the seductive futanari android, on her wild adventures! Why should you join? Well, for starters, Sara’s massive breasts are like ripe watermelons just waiting to be squeezed and fondled. And let’s not forget about her foot-long, super thick member that’s ready to provide overwhelming pleasure to anyone brave enough to handle it!

But that’s not all – on this server, you’ll encounter all sorts of crazy characters and embark on outrageous quests. From battling zombie pigmen with diamond swords to building a giant mansion made entirely of cake, the possibilities are endless!

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us on this wild ride and let Sara show you a good time in ways you never thought possible in Minecraft!

Missile-Proof Ukraine F16s

aerial combat, air defense, Conflict, defense capabilities, defense systems, defense technology, eastern europe, f-16, F16s, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, incoming missiles, Military Aircraft, Military operations, MissileProof, Missions, national security, Russian attack, shot down, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

yo, dis server be like ukraine’s new f-16s flying high in da sky, takin’ down dem incoming missiles like it’s nuthin’! join dis server if ya wanna be a badass pilot like dem ukrainian heroes, fightin’ off da baddies and protectin’ yo turf. ain’t no time for sleepin’ when ya got missiles to dodge and enemies to defeat! come join da fun and show off yo flyin’ skills, cuz dis server be da bomb diggity!

NoGunsNoLoveMC

court orders, criminal justice, domestic abuse, domestic violence, enforcement mechanisms, federal laws, firearm possession, gun control, gun laws, gun ownership, gun regulations, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, law enforcement, Legal System, NoGunsNoLoveMC, protection orders, Public Safety, state laws, united states, University of Michigan study

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3812

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD WEST TOWN BUT WITH MINECRAFT GUNS AND CRAZY LAWS. U CAN POSSESS ALL THE FIREARMS U WANT, EVEN IF U GOT A COURT ORDER AGAINST U. WE DONT CARE ABOUT NO LAWS HERE, WE JUST WANNA HAVE FUN AND SHOOT STUFF. JOIN US IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE A REAL OUTLAW IN THE WILD WILD WEST OF MINECRAFT. YEEHAW!

SensyCraft Minecraft Server

behavior patterns, Chinese, communication styles, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural differences in emotions, cultural diversity, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, cultural upbringing, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, Empathy, ethnicity, Minecraft, Psychological Factors, racial stereotypes, sensitivity, SensyCraft, Server, social conditioning, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Runes Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	55
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Votes:	5638	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	83

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you sensitive souls out there!

Join us and experience a world where the grass is always greener, the pigs are always friendly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood emo kids looking for a hug.

Our server is so sensitive that even the blocks cry when you break them. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re basically therapists in disguise, ready to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice in return.

So why are Chinese so much more sensitive than other ethnicities? Because they know that our server is the only place where their delicate emotions will truly be understood and appreciated. Join us now and let your sensitivity shine!

Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

bad guy, boomer coworkers, BRAINDEAD.., camping, Cheese, daily standup, FIRED, forced to listen, Homeless, inane, Minecraft, mowing the lawn, mundane, nod and grin, running commentary, SELF AWARENESS, smp, squad, standup, stupid, uninteresting, Unique, Waste of time, Weekend Stories

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

NoSleepover Minecraft Server

accommodating guests, aita, Communication Issues, elderly guests, family boundaries, family disputes, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, guest preferences, guest room accommodations, holiday hosting, hosting family, hotel room offer, house guest etiquette, Minecraft, NoSleepover, Server, setting boundaries, Thanksgiving plans, won’t let someone stay over

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your Aunt’s unexpected Thanksgiving visit can turn into a wild adventure! Picture this: your Aunt, who is 82 years old, refuses to stay at your dad’s house because of the lack of a bathroom on the same floor. So she decides to crash at your place without even asking, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But fear not, on our server, we have special accommodations for heavy guests who can’t reach high beds! We’ve got beds of all shapes and sizes to ensure everyone can get a good night’s sleep, even your Aunt who refuses to stay in a hotel because she’s too cool for that.

Join our server now and experience the madness of unexpected house guests, family drama, and the ultimate quest to find the perfect sleeping arrangement for your Aunt. Who needs permission to stay at someone’s house when you can just hop on our server and have a blast instead? Let the fun begin!

LazyCraft – Mom Edition

bachelors degree, Career Change, case manager, Edition, entry level, FACTORY, Frustration, funding cut, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, Job Search, laid off, Lazy, LazyCraft, mom, Old fashioned, qualified candidates, stocking position, stress, supervisor position, unemployment

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

Looking for a new job is like trying to find diamonds in a sea of creepers on our Minecraft server! Just like this poor soul who got laid off from their job as a Case Manager, you too can experience the thrill of uncertainty and frustration in the job market. But fear not, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be stocking is your inventory with epic loot!

Join us and experience the joy of applying to 30 different places without any follow-up calls, just like our friend here. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a rejection email from an entry-level stocking position because they found more qualified candidates (lol)! Who needs a job when you can have the satisfaction of knowing you’re not alone in the struggle?

But wait, there’s more! Get job recommendations from your old-fashioned mom who thinks having a Bachelor’s degree automatically makes you the top candidate for a Supervisor position at a factory. Who needs qualifications when you have a degree, right? Show your mom that times are changing and it’s not easy to get a decent job anymore by joining our server and escaping reality with some blocky adventures!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of job hunting in a whole new way. Who needs a paycheck when you have virtual diamonds to mine and zombies to slay? Join now and let the job search woes fade away as you build your way to victory!

SaltySMP – Judging Normalities

Attitudes, Behavior, criticism, cultural norms, everyday life, habits, Judging, judgment, normal, Normalities, Observation, opinion, Perception, personal views, pet peeve, prejudices, SaltySMP, secret, social norms, societal expectations, society, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crops Grown:	2922	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to rollercoasters that go through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the drama – our players are like a real-life soap opera, but with more creepers.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret underground llama fight club. That’s right, we have a hidden arena where players can battle it out with their trusty llamas for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama pull off a perfectly timed crit hit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, llamas. Because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good llama fight club?

ExtinctCraft: Thank God They’re Gone!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can thank your lucky stars that certain creatures are extinct and not roaming around trying to eat your blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where dinosaurs, giant spiders, and creepers with laser eyes once ruled the land.

On our server, you can explore ancient ruins filled with treasure, battle hordes of zombie T-Rexes, and even ride on the backs of extinct creatures like the mighty Megalodon. But beware, because the ghost of the Dodo bird is said to haunt the forests at night, seeking revenge on all players who dare to disturb its peaceful slumber.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where the creatures that once terrorized the earth are now just a distant memory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this prehistoric paradise?

CraftyCommiesMC

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Votes:	7685	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than N. Korea sending containers of arms to Russia. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up ur house or a llama will start a revolution. plus, our mods are like secret agents, always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to start trouble. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. just watch out for those sneaky villagers, they’re always up to something shady.

Goofy’s Climax Craze

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world with their woolly powers. you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords. the lava flows with chocolate and the trees drop candy instead of leaves. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you will gain the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!